Sailor Avengers: Agents of the Moon Kingdom.
Starring...
Steve Rogers as Sailor Moon,
Tony Stark as Sailor Mercury,
Thor as Sailor Mars,
Bruce Banner as Sailor Jupiter,
and Hawkeye as Sailor Venus.
Natasha: uh, what about me?
Ugh, fine.
Also, Natasha Romanoff as Tuxedo Kamen.
Nat: why am I a man?
Steve: yeah, and why are we all women?
Tony: I don't know, guys, I think I'm kind of okay with this. This outfit totally compliments my figure.
Brucey-poo (what?): ...can I please leave?
Thor: I, as well, have some complaints about the matter, lady narrator.
Hawkeye: yeah, uh, why don't I get my full name announced?
No one knows you.
Hawkeye: *sniff* okay...
Oh, for Christ's sake, we didn't even know about your wife and kids.
Nat: I did.
Haha, yeah. Everyone who shipped you two were just so dissapointed.
Bruce: wait, what?
Thor: I, for one, "shipped" lady Natasha and Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: even you don't know my name, Thor!?
Thor: *shrugs* eh.
Tony: pfft, whatever. I look fabulous.
Steve: no wonder we haven't seen Pepper lately...
Oooooooooooo...
