Um, hey, so I'm a bad guy, and I'm gonna tell you my whole entire plot just so you can escape from my hq and foil my evil plans. Sound cool?
Protagonist: ...okay, just let me get out my notepad.
Oh, sure, I can wait.
~half a movie later~
Damn! Where did I go wrong!?
BONUS: TMNT 2014 VERSION.
Shredder: Damn! How did those fools stop me!?
um... *attempts to leave*
Shredder: where do you think you are going, fool?
Okay, so I may or may not have told the turtles our entire plan while draining their blood.
Shredder: ...what?
I don't know! I thought they'd be dead! Why'd we install any adrenaline in those damned machines, anyways!?
Shredder: you mean why did you. I'm quite honestly dissapointed. Even Megan Fox defeated us. Like, wtf?
Right? I honestly cried after I read my script, too. It read, "we will drain all of your blood,"
Shredder: so?
..."even if it kills you."
Shredder: ...last I recalled, that kind of, sort of kills people.
Right? Anyways, I'm outta here.
Shredder: where to?
To plan a dumb ass sequel with Michael Bay.
Shredder: ...will I be alive?
Out of all of the possible things that could've gone wrong, you somehow made it.
Shredder: ...will it be as terrible as this one?
The guy in "Arrow" is playing Casey Jones.
Shredder: oh... tell Michael he's dishonored his whole family, as well as this franchise.
Will do.
Shredder: even the new "Deadpool" movie will be better than this shit.
Every movie is.
Shredder: even the cartoon is better than this damned movie franchise.
Preach, lorrdy, preach.
Shredder: and I mean the 2012 one!
Mmhmm, say it, gurrr! *z snap*
Scene.
