*falls down stairs* ouch.
*breaks fingers playing games* owie.
*breaks glorious face on chair* bandaidbandaidbandaidowwwwwwwwiiiiiiiie.
*stubs toe on table* MOTHER FUCKER! FIGHT ME, TABLE!
Marzia: you should stop playing violent games.
What did you say, WOMAN!?
Marzia: excuse me, Felix?
ahem, nothing, dear.
