"Hey, Woody. Is this the right number?"
"Are you calling for Woody Assassination Service?
"Y-Yeah, that."
"Then yes."
"Right, I want you to kill my ex-husband... Peter Griffin. He cheated on me with fucking Sonic!"
"Ow. Sounds rough. What is their address?
She says there address
"So, how much is it..?!"
"Just.. let me run the numbers.. $50."
"$50?!"
"Listen, it's a rough business. I don't want to get arrested or worse. Now, when do you want me to kill him?"
"Uh.. can you do Tuesday next week?"
"Sure. Can do."
"Thanks pookie."She hung up and took a big sip of her vodka she had lying by her side.
"Life is hard sometimes.."
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A Forbidden Affair.. (SONIC X PETER GRIFFIN ANGST)
FanfictionSonic and Peter are in a relationship that was never meant to be.. How will Lois react? Join their angsty journey.