Peter was chilling out with Sonic
"So.. did you divorce Lois?"
"Yeah.. but I'm happy. I can finally be with you!"
"Yeah.. and our child. Have you thought of any names?"
"How about.. hmm. Amy?"
"No that's the name of my ex wife. Hmm.. how about Chilli Dogs?"
"Yeah! But what if they are a girl?"
"Hmm I don-"
Suddenly, Woody burst through the door
"HANDS IN THE F- WHAT.. SONIC ARE YOU PREGNANT?!"
"Yes... please what are you going to do Woody?!"
"Oh god... "
Woody sat down and contemplated his life choices.
"Are you ok?" Peter asked. He was worried for Woody. He looked exhausted.
"It's just.. Lois asked me to murder you, Peter.. but I can't. You have a family.."
"Murder me?!"
"Yeah.."
"Oh chilli dogs! Murder my boyfriend? No! That's not sigma or fanum tax.
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They talked and chatted for several hours. At the end, they agreed that they would lie about it. Sonic and Peter were going to hide away and Woody was going to pretend he killed them by taking a dead hedgehog dyed blue back, saying he killed the wrong one.
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A Forbidden Affair.. (SONIC X PETER GRIFFIN ANGST)
FanfictionSonic and Peter are in a relationship that was never meant to be.. How will Lois react? Join their angsty journey.
