ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕍𝕖𝕟𝕠𝕞 [Hazbin Hotel AU]

5 - Fuck with a scorpion, you get stinged

He snapped his fingers and the contract changed, I read it again to be sure and it stated what we said. I grabbed the digital pen and signed on the line.
It was done.

I woke up not sure of what happened to me, my head spinning and the cold air on my naked body.

Wait, naked body!?

I looked down seeing how I was indeed naked, sleeping in a king size bed with neon blue and red sheets. I immediately took the cover and brought it over myself to cover up whatever was private, right on time for someone to get into the room.

Vox📺: "Hey miss soul dealing how you do- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NAKED!?"

Venom🦂: "HOW SHOULD I KNOW!? I JUST WOKE U-"

A thought came into my mind, kicking its way in.

Venom🦂: "...you didn't fucking rape me... did you?"

His eyes got wide and some steam came out of his TV-Head as the... wallpaper? It became a dark red.
Are we in a fucking anime?

Vox📺: "NO-! NO NO NO! NONONONONO- NEVER AND EVER I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT- YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY TYPE! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!"

That was kind of adorable, from the literal anime blush on his screen to how he was swinging his hands around, kinda reminds me of myself in a neurodivergent moment.

Venom🦂: "Okay okay, then what the fuck happened to my clothes?"

With a loud fucking STUNK the doors opened and slammed against the walls as the doll-face demon from yesterday came in.

Velvette📱: "Vox we gotta talk about yesterday ni-"

She stopped blabbering when she saw me. Naked. In the one that is probably Vox's bed.

I'm fucked.

Velvette📱: "YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND!"

Vox📺: "SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"

Velvette📱: "Good that means you're not cheating on Val, she doesn't look like a slut to me, though."

Vox📺: "Because she's not!"

I was there, keeping the covers over my body to keep it hidden while they fought about me being in Vox's bed.

Velvette📱: "But she's in your bed!"

Vox📺: "Because she didn't have where to stay yesterday night!"

Velvette📱: "So now you help random peasants!?"

Vox📺: "She signed a contract, okay!? She's under my contract so I decide what to do with her!"

I didn't like that sentence, but as long as I had a place to stay I would have spilled as much venom as I could. Also, staying silent brought its fruits because when Barbie went away Vox turned to me with an exhausted expression on the screen.

Vox📺: "I need a fucking vacation."

Venom🦂: "You already said that yesterday."

Vox📺: "And I repeat it now."

We stared at each other for something like ten minutes before I talked, breaking the not really awkward silence.

Venom🦂: "So, I'm naked, what are we gonna do about it?"

Vox📺: "...I'm gonna ask Vel to lend you some clothes."

The doors opened again, still Barbie. Does this doll eavesdrop every single conversation in this building?

Velvette📱: "I CAN MAKE A NEW WARDROBE FOR YOUR NEW PERSONAL TOY!?"

Honestly, I got sick of being called either a slut or a toy, so without caring one bit I got up from the bed. When the covers slipped off my body Vox immediately turned around, Barbie didn't tho.

I walked up to her, she was one foot taller than me but I don't take shit from anyone.

I grabbed the collar of her dress and dragged her down to my eye level, showing off the fangs I didn't know I had.

Venom🦂: "My soul may be in his hands, but call me Vox's toy or slut again and unholy motherfucking hell I'm in when I'm done no fucking doc or nurse will be able to put your face back together, understood?"

The room stayed silent for a while, only thing I heard was a whispered "Jesus fucking Christ" from Vox but nothing from the doll.

Venom🦂: "Hope you get the message, testa di cazzo."

I let go of her dress and went to the wardrobe beside the bed, not caring at all that those were Vox's clothes as I grabbed a t-shirt and a pair of shorts. They were oddly not much bigger than my size, fortunately also.

When I turned I noticed Vox was still staring at the wall and the doll was staring at me.

Venom🦂: "Just don't disrespect me, Barbie."

She shook her head, finally getting out of the shock.

Velvette📱: "W-Wait, why Barbie!?"

Venom🦂: "Doll-Demon, aren't you?"

She stayed silent while I walked beside her, getting out of the room. The doors closed, and I swear I heard her telling Vox something following the line of 'your girlfriend is a badass' but I didn't question myself.

While exploring I heard some noises, sobs to be more precise. I followed them and reached the top floors of the building, there, behind a big hot pink door I heard some yelling.

???⭕️: "YOU BELONG TO ME! Do you understand!?"

???⭕️: "Y-Yes, Valentino..."

When the door opened I saw a white spider guy getting escorted out from two hellhounds? Dogs. Although, behind them there was Mothman.

The spider guy got brought away while Mothman looked down at me, I was only six feet tall while this winged bitch couldn't be less than ten.

Valentino🦋: "Who do we have here~?"

Venom🦂: "Valentino, I assume."

Valentino🦋: "Yes, me, what is such an unusual beauty like you doing here~?"

He took my hand and literally licked my forearm, no you don't. With a quick movement I grabbed the base of his tongue and dragged him down just like I did with the other one.

Venom🦂: "I don't know why everyone here thinks they have the right to touch me and call me things, but if you pull a card like that again, cocks won't be the only thing you'll be sucking, understood?"

The Mothman nodded slightly and I let go of his tongue as he got back straight on his feet.

Valentino🦋: "Well you surely are a feisty one, would you like a job~?"

Venom🦂: "I already have a deal with that weird ass looking guy Vox, don't need to give my soul to more than one guy."

His face changed as I mentioned Vox.

Valentino🦋: "So, deal, nothing more?"

Venom🦂: "He's the only one that hasn't disrespected me here so deal or not deal he's the only guy I almost trust in this fucking place."

Valentino🦋: "mh, I see, se consiguió una perra, parece que yo no fui suficiente, ese idiota!"

I don't know Spanish, I have italian as my first language tho, and they surely are similar, and if there's something I got in that sentence is 'perra'.

I looked at him and showed off my fangs again, chuckling slightly.

Venom🦂: "You surely know how to piss off someone, you fucking troia, puttana, pezzo di merda, testa di cazzo e chi più ne ha più ne metta!"

Hot pink smoke started filling the air.

Valentino🦋: "What the fuck did you just say to me?"

Venom🦂: "...puttana."