Potato

Dutch's cup

In the windy tent Dutch sat on his big fat boner. It was windy because John was farting. Dutch was fully erect because he likes farts. The whiff made him rabid and the breeze makes his elbows spin in all directions.

But then the farts stopped and the cock got smaller and smaller.

Arthur came in and began to peel all his clothes off. Once he was naked he spoke very loudly, "Oh Dutch I have a present for you!" He span around and Dutch caught sight of his large perky bum. It made him so happy he had to piss he pants a little bit.

"Arthur I don't want another chicken nugget. Molly's gash is already full of them."

"Shut the the fuck up. They still aren't even touching the sides." Arthur was getting excited so he fell to the floor and ate a peanut. This was a bad idea because the light bulb still must be fitted. Usually Dutch would already have all lights on but today the light fitter had ate a big pie and was too fat to arrive. The light fitter was called jrabigail. He was a furry girl who was getting a bit big (very big).

"Where is jrabigail?" Dutch asked, with a watery mouth.

"He's out of commission because he has eaten to much bollock and rope. He so plump, fat bastard. ANYWAY I HAVE A PRESENT FOR U, U STUPID SLAG."

Dutch put some super glue on his mustache and stuck on Arthur's bottom. We all laughed.

Arthur pulled a cup out his hat. It had the words 'best dad' printed on its head. Arthur had drawn a little penis on it. Oh wait that was Nev.

Dutch then exploded and Arthur learned a valuable lesson. That Dutch was actually a juicy blackberry all along.

~The end~