Potato

Dutch, a bar of soap and tash

Dutch was a simple hot man with a gorgeous tash and a lovely bottom. So big so peachy. The camp loved him or did they.

The toasty man crawled through camp with his dogs out and a bar of soap on his back. He was feeling cute and clean. However he did squeeze out a fart as he passed Arthur. Arthur cum when he left he in Dutch's mist. That sniff just turned him on.

So as Arthur followed the smell of bottom he rocked a semi. He found Dutch inside his tent polishing his mustache. This would make any girl piss her knickers. Arthur watched as Dutch got naked (ohohohoho) and rubbed soap all over his tash and thumb nail. Dutch meowed every 30 seconds cos he kitten. Awh. No he's not a kitten I was joking U silly twat. Twat. Twat.

Anyway Dutch slapped Arthur with his member as he noticed his eyes watching him. "Arthur why are you watching me being a hot man?" Dutch asked flashing his massive perky cheeks to Arthur.

Arthur couldn't form words so he waddled over to pearson's pot and began making a potion. He put in some hair off Colm's hairy bottom, a chicken mick nugget from Molly's gash, a red button, one John Marston and a big balloon. WAIT!... BIG BALLOON BIG BALLOON BIGGER THAN THE SUN AND MOON FLYING HIGH IN THE SKY. FLYING HIGH AND FLY AND FLY. Then Arthur stirred and stirred. As they waited for the potion to be made Dutch combed his mustache and licked his lips.

Sean came running into camp crying and shitting. Dutch whispered into Arthur's supple ear, "He has another flipping potato in his bum." Arthur scratched his elbow off. It flew around camp like a deflated balloon. Well that sure is something.

The potion began snap crackle and poop as a small man grow from the pot. It was a tiny pocket sized ... NIEVE?!

He stood up bowed as everyone clapped. Nieve wiggled and burned Dutch's soap.

Dutch cried and fell to his knees. Arthur sat on him. Then things took a dark turn as he squatted him. It made him cry less. Nieve burped before pulling his phone out his arse and began playing among us.

Dutch gave nieve a smack on his tiny head. Nieve screamed, "Nigga please."

Both boys were taken a back by this amazing specimen. He might have been small but they had just noticed the massive willy that was snaking all around camp. This big tootle belonged to the one the only nieve. Arthur and dutch swallowed heavily as they touched each other. "Why did you burn my soap?" Dutch stuttered slightly horney.

Nieve sucked his lolly and pulled up his pants. "Well Dutch you are a very hot man and your tash is so Lucious so fucking kill yourself cutely." He said before attaching a jet pack to his feet and flying to the moon to eat pennies.

Everyone was in shock as they watched the long meat sceptre follow him. It wriggled and it looked funny.

"Dutch I'm sorry about your soap." Arthur squeaked. As a mouse came out of hiding and ate a slice of ham.

Dutch hugged Arthur and kissed his cheek, "Arthur you've always been so special to me." He said with tears in his eyes, "But shut the fuck up." Dutch said with mayonnaise all over his arse.

His arse remained most peachy in the land. Abigail explorded and died and we were all over the moon.

Bethany walked in but quickly left. It's her way of life really.

~The end~