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Flab Saint Denis Watermelon Battle

Dutch, Micah and Arthur walked through Saint Denis. Arthur and Micah were hard because Dutch's colossal cheeks were clapping and the sound would make anyone become erect. Arthur pissed all over the place, left right up down and in Micah's hairy bottom. This was getting juicy. Everyone felt the tension; Two erect men and a mustache with a heart of gold. Of course someone was gonna die. But who will it be. I really neeed to piss rn.

Dutch felt his balls get really big so he flopped to the floor and rolled along the streets.

Micah couldn't hold back. DUTCH WAS THE PERFECT MAN! He came. And then he blew up.

Arthur hopped next to the rolling Dutch. They began eating chicken mc nuggets, mc cheeseburger, mc medium mc fries, mc ugly Fritz and mc BIG TASTY.

The sniffy whiffy McDonald's air attracted none other than the large flabigail. She bounded down the streets and could be heard from strawberry. (Abigail doesn't eat strawberries - just a little doodle fact 🤭?)
The streets were cracking, building falling to the ground and trains crashing due to floor turbulence? Dutch was rolling and getting bounced so high because of wild ab so he had to sadly stop the roll. Arthur unfortunately pumped because it was a really tough time.

Both unbelievably hot men broke down into panic attacks. It was a sight that would make Bethany eat a pizza. Nieve heard the tears from her penis shaped lair on the moon. She spat on one last penny before grabbing her huge daryl shaped parachute and jumping down to saint denis.

She gracefully landed face down and holding a bible. She's not religious but enjoys the odd story. She BITCH slapped the huge abigail with her massive massive massive cock. Abigail wailed and spilled goo all over the shop. It was so soggy and sticky. Dutch played with it. Arthur unzipped his pants so he could shove some goo in his sock for extra height and fun gooey looey times. But you can't blame him who amongst us doesn't enjoy some gooey times.

Anyway after the goo came out Nieve spotted some water melon and just knew what he had to do. He grabbed it with his nail and used a banana as a bat and threw it at Flabigail with the force of 109 men. Butt the story does not end there as the Watermelon got stuck in her belly button. Ab suddenly shot it back out as if she could use it like a bum. Fart.

Nieve weighed her options and thought logically like our nieve does. She went to the toilet and came back out. She has oiled up and drank a bottle sourz and was ready to fight and become a victorious man.

He grabbed a small GAVIN who was wandering by (WE FOUND GAVINNNNN!) and threw him and one more Watermelon at Flabigail. Now what Arthur, Dutch and many others didn't know was that nieve is an almighty human being with super powers like no other. He stopped time to transform his big willy into a light saber that glowed and changed colour and looked so cewl. She resumed time and sliced the Watermelon in half and threw GAVIN into bowl of chips where he could live out his days in a salty heaven. Flabs head began to spin around in circles so Dutch jumped up and twisted it off like a bottle top.

This turned her off and she would not be on until she was powered up again.

Nieve put a lolly back in his mouth and said. "good Nigga." patting Dutch on the head as he grinded against a wide eyed Arthur.

Nieve got her cock out which took about 10 minutes so she engaged in a game of chess. "Until next time almighty nev." Arthur said as him and Dutch got on their knees and prayed.
Nieve helicoptered away using the penis as the thing on top of a helicopter. Shhhhppllll it went.

Then there was two. And they will fuck.

Bethany was there but then she wasn't.

~The end~
Larry poo big bum poopie.