The Great Elmin

Waking Up In The Real World- 19

After Reiner and Bertholdt go in prison, all the survey corps celebrate by going into a mysterious place called Titanspoons. It felt strange in there, with a sense of modernity and it didnt match the outside. It felt.. Bigger somehow. As they all sat around a booth squishing in, talking and laughter surrounding the table, the military police burst in and gassed us. Green gas filled the building, making everyone cough and fall asleep.

For what seemed like years, Eloise and Jess were unconscious. After being awoken by the murmur of talking and clatter of cutlery, they soon regained consciousness. As they both looked around, they knew it was the same spoons, it had the same decorations, same tables, same weird smell. But something... something didn't feel right. The rest of the survey corps were no longer here.
'Maybe they have left already?' Eloise thought. Both Eloise and Jess tried to remember what they looked like, but faint details of their life were slowly slipping away.
Jess tried to remember what she called her children but nothing. How many children did she have again? Try as she might she was only left with an empty feeling. Eloise knew she was married to someone, but she could only remember the gentle smile of this guy in a library, his blonde hair poking over his book. Who was he? A singular tear dripped down her face. She wiped it away with her jumper sleeve.
"What.." she said to Jess who was looking around confused. "What just happened?"
Jess looked at her with a sad smile.
"i- i don't know. I swear there was someone with us just now. Did we black out?"
"I'm not sure."

They looked at each other's outfit. Somehow, they had only aged a few years, but it felt longer than that. They looked so different. Trying to shake off the feeling, they ordered some food, with money they didn't know they had. They waited a little while in silence, trying to remember the little memories they had left of their previous life.
They were interrupted by an awful hideous presence that came along with a sudden urge to disrespect women. "Here is your respectful feminist zymurgorium realm of the unicorn gin liqueur cocktails, m'ladies." The waiter spoke. They looked up, god he was familiar. "Rinear Braun, feminist" the name tag read.

He handed them the cocktails, wearing full grey. "Like grey do you?" Eloise asked, judging his outfit.
"How did you know I liked grey?" He said, posing with his arm in the air holding a tray.

"I'm wearing grey as these are the only clothes I own. I just got out of feminist prison this morning, I was sentenced to 6 years of reading feminist literature!!!" Rinear said proudly.

Rinear had suffered forever in his little cell with his little skibidi toilet bucket whilst he read his books on how to respectfully rizz women and his feminist literature. (he's 7 '3 btw.)

Rinear then went to walk off, taking his misogyny aura with him. They both could tell he was into El, winking before he left. ICK. Clearly those rizzing up women respectfully books had NOT worked for him. Besides, Rinear was tested positive for every disease there is, especially rabies, it was serious L rizz. Somehow it made him even uglier than he already was.

As Rinear turned around, his juicy behind smashed into the table, knocking the cocktails over. "Oi oii oiii typical women always getting in my way!!!" Rinear shouted, his mask slipping. There was an audible gasp from the spoons regulars.
Oh no he had violated his probation by disrespecting women!! Sirens could be heard from the feminist police!!!

Suddenly, what seemed like a midget who was at least 35 ran over in utter rage, speed cleaning the table. "Levi" his name tag read. Suddenly Jess had flashbacks to her missing chapters in her mind.

Adam.

The Private Cupboard.

The Scouts!!!

Levi...

Oh god. What they had both forgotten.

She had been married to the cleaner. Eloise had been married to.... Reiner?? There was no way, must've been a different blonde. Oh yes!!! Armin. Armin Arlert.

They had a baby too, Renier Nuarb Arlert. (No relation to Reiner Braun, although it's a very strange coincidence that it's Reiner Braun backwards.)

As they watched Reiner be taken away by the feminist police, Levi continuing to viscously scrub the table like his life depended on it, Eloise and Jess decided it was maybe time to explore this world, and maybe find a way back to the titan land somehow. Jess was not sure she liked Levi in this world, as he was slightly too small and she felt she was more into... DILF's now. Eloise still had her hopes that Armin was here too, it was worth finding out.

As they left Wetherspoons, they spotted a Library across the street. "Can't hurt to take a look, can it?" Jess said. El Nodded in agreement.

As they walked in, they pulled out a couple of books and went to sit down. As they perched themselves onto an old wooden chair, they noticed a boy walk in. They didn't recognise him at first because his yellow coloured hair was covering his tiny face.

As they lost track of his whereabouts, a voice behind El spoke "May I sit next to you? " El turned her head to see Armin Arlert leaning over her. "Sure!" El said, trying to act cool. He gave them both a warm smile and sat down next to El.

"I'm sorry I just...recognised you both, that's all." Armin spoke.

Before they could reply, Rinear burst in, running from the feminist police. He threw his lighter towards the feminist literature section, it going up in flames.

"TAKE THAT WOMEN !!!" Rinear screeched, right before being tackled to the ground by the Feminist Police.

This new world sure was interesting...