Ragna The Bloodedge and his allies have been transported to a different world where they encounter mutant turtles, will Ragna and his friends get home?
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Turtles: Help me Professor Kokonoe! The skit begins as The Curtains slowly rose up as the spotlight shone onto Kokonoe.
Kokonoe: Greetings lost children. I am Professor Kokonoe, Genius scientist and ruler of the Sector Seven Laboratory. Well OK. We aren't in the lab at the moment. This place can sort of be temporarily moved into the Boundary. Well simply put, it's a mysterious room, a room where you can do anything you want. To be honest... It's a paradise for all those sad little lost children who couldn't make it to the true ending, a sort of Avalon. If you're one of those nut bars who's all "I don't need help" or "I only want to unlock hidden stuff" or "I'll just look for a flowchart online" then you can piss off. Very well. Lost child or should I say lost children of the day you may enter.
The door opens and the four turtles enter Kokonoe's Lab. Leo: Huh? Where are we? Kokonoe: Bout time you guys showed up. Donnie: Whoa, Kokonoe? Is that you?! Leo: And what kind of place is this? Kokonoe: Professor Kokonoe's Love Clinic. Mikey: L-Love Clinic? Kokonoe: Yep L-O-V-E. So in this room, I'm queen bitch. Donnie: So why are we here? Kokonoe: This is a counseling room, it's where most people end up if they get a bad ending like you. Mikey: So does that mean..? Kokonoe: Yep, unfortunately you got the bad ending. Luckily I give everyone advice on how to make it to the true ending, so consider me... your therapist. Donnie: Interesting, So how did we get this "bad ending?" Kokonoe: You guys fought Susano'o even though Ragna told you not tomeet up with him. and you almost got yourselves erased from existence. Donnie: Hold up. Erased from existence? Susano'o can do that!? Kokonoe: yep, apparently Terumi or Susano'o can erase people from existence by manipulating time and reality thanks to his Time Killer. If it weren't for me, you would've died on the spot. So yeah, that's how you got into this mess. And Raph is the one at fault here. Raph: How is it my fault?! Kokonoe: Well you constantly charge in without a plan, and because of that temper of yours. You're the reason why you and your brothers are standing here right now. Raph: Well excuse me Professor, you didn't tell me this "Susano'o" person was powerful. Besides I don't recall you being our therapist! Irritated by Raph's comment, Kokonoe walks over and pulls Raph's cheek hard Raph: Ow! Don't pull on my scheeks! Kokonoe: My point exactly. Also, there's something I'd like to discuss with the four of you. Leo: And what might that be? Kokonoe: Well as you can see, the author of this story made Ragna the Main protagonist. Donnie: What do you mean by "author"? Kokonoe: Well this is the author's first-ever crossover. And this story is the perfect way for him to start his FanFiction career. Mikey: What? Why is Ragna the main character!? Kokonoe: For one, he got sucked into your world. Two, since he defeated Shredder, the Foot Clan is hunting for Ragna instead of you guys. And three, every one of his enemies in New York, wants him dead. Donnie: Wow, a lot of people want beef with Ragna. Leo: So how do we get to this "True ending?" Kokonoe: Simple, try not to challenge enemies that are way out of your league like Susano'o or Shredder. If you see Shredder let Ragna handle him and try to hold him off until he gets there. I mean Ragna did beat him twice. And Raph you need to be more strategic in fighting enemies, if you do that you'll win your battles more easily, but if you keep rushing in without a plan, you're just going to lose your battles quicker. Raph: We don't need your stupid advice we can handle our enemies with no problem at all! Kokonoe: Oh, really? Well, how'd that go for you when you first fought Shredder? Leo: Wait? How did you know that? "Ragna told me the gist of it," Kokonoe replied. Raph: And what happens if I don't listen to your advice? Kokonoe: Remember that Algae Pizza Lambda Made for you? After hearing that Leo, Donnie, and Mikey tried not to laugh but snickered at the thought of Raph eating his algae-topping pizza. Raph: No, I am NOT going through that again! Kokonoe: OK, ok, don't want that to happen? Don't get reckless again! Otherwise, you'll end up here again. Donnie: Ok we'll remember your advice in the future, As the Turtles leave. The curtains fall as the skit ends
