Ragna The Bloodedge and his allies have been transported to a different world where they encounter mutant turtles, will Ragna and his friends get home?
I don't own any of these.
This book contains language,
Luna: Raph, you take the robots, Boobzilla's mine! Karai: Stop calling me that! Platinum: Magic Missile! Platinum fired a missile at the Kunoichi as Karai dodged it. Platinum: Air Persia! Platinum turns her weapon into a pogo stick. Platinum: Swallow Moon! as Karai tried to stab her, Platinum jumps onto a balloon and hovers. Luna: Up here Boobzilla! Karai looked up and saw Platinum before the Magical girl slams her staff down before Karai jumps back. Luna: Hey, move! Platinum: Lunar Lapidation! Platinum creates a bubble to trap one of the Foot Ninjas. Luna:Now's your chance! Raph then stabbed the last Foot ninja who was trapped in a bubble. Luna: Alright Rackula, surrender to Luna! Karai: I'll never surrender to a brat like you. And stop calling me that! Luna: Then, in the name of all the flat-chested chicks in this world, we shall punish you! Karai's eye twitched in annoyance. She immediately took offense to that insult. Raph: Flat-chested... What!? ???: My you're awfully close. I'm a little jealous. Luna: Who's there! Everyone looked up and saw Rachel standing on the antenna of a roof.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Rachel: Oh, did I interrupt? I'd apologize. But I don't know you well enough to care. Raph: What the- She came out of a hole in space! Karai: And what are you supposed to be? Some Loli cosplayer? Nago: How Rude! Gii: How dare you call our princess that! Rachel: Silence. Soon Rachel flicked Nago and Gii on the head. Gii/Nago: Ouch! Raph: a talking Umbrella and Plushie, that's new...! Rachel: I'm afraid I haven't introduced myself. My name is Rachel Alucard. I've no interest in your name. Raph: Wait, that's Rachel!? Kokonoe: Yep, the one and only. Karai: Feelings mutual. What are you doing here? Rachel: I actually came in search of Splinter's offspring, and it appears I found one of them. Rachel jumps off the roof and opens her umbrella as she lands on the ground. Karai: So you're going to be taking their place then? Rachel: What a spoiled child, fine. I suppose I have time to play with you. Raph: I don't like her idea of "play"
Gii: Don't worry she might look young but she's really strong! Rachel: Tiny Lobelia! Rachel fired a cannon shot which forms a lightning rod on the ground Karai: That's the best you can do? Rachel: That's not the plan. Rachel: Sword Iris! As Rachel snapped her fingers, magenta lightning came striking down, with Karai dodging them. Karai's mind: What is she? She's no ordinary child. Rachel dodges by twirling backward. As Karai prepares another strike, Rachel grabs Gii and uses him as a human shield Karai: Using a plushie as a shield? Cute. Gii: I'm not a plushie! Rachel fires more lightning rods from her cannon. Rachel: Barrel Lotus! Rachel turns her lightning rods into homing bats as each of them zaps Karai. Rachel: I suppose you have brought this upon yourself. Tempest Dalia! As Rachel announced her attack a gust of wind hurls several projectiles at Karai with the former blocking each projectile until she got hit by a giant king frog. Rachel walks toward Karai as she looks down on her. Rachel: I thought you would be more skilled than Ragna. How disappointing. Karai: Why do you talk down to me like that? Rachel: Why? because you're weak of course. Physically, Mentally. In every way a kunoichi can be weak you are. In fact, Kunoichi is too generous. You are more akin to an infant. Helpless. Karai: Me an infant? Rachel: Correct, you're just a puppet to Shredder's army. Why would you devote your life to him when all he does is pull your strings? Karai immediately took offense to Rachel's words. The insult Rachel gave her had cut deep into her heart. "...Don't think this is over," Karai said as she used a smoke bomb "What the hell's wrong with you! I had Boobzilla by the hair and you had to go and step all over it!" Luna said as she tried to shake Rachel's collar but was held back by the Vampire princess herself. Rachel: Such an arrogant child. Luna: Next time you do it, I'm gonna make you drink a whole carton of milk... through your nose! Rachel: Is that supposed to intimidate me? Leo: Sorry we're Late. The others turned around and saw Leo, Noel, and Ragna with Leo and Noel carrying Ragna with both of his arms behind their necks Donnie: Whoa, what happened to Ragna!? Leo: Long story short he went berserk and gave Shredder a ruthless beating. Donnie: you got to be kidding me! Mikey: You took down Shredder, for the second time!? Ragna: yeah... The Shredding Asshole had it coming... Raph: Now I see why, Shredder holds a grudge against Ragna! Donnie: Wait, how did Ragna go Berserk? Leo: I think it's because he lost control of the Azure. "So... who's this?" Donnie asked as he looked over at Rachel Ragna: Ngh... Rabbit? Rachel: Salutations Ragna. Ragna: What the hell are you doing here? Donnie: Wait you know her?! Ragna: Yeah, she's the person I told you about dumbass. The same person who brought me here. This is Rachel Alucard. Leo: You don't say... here I thought Rachel would be some kind of underage girl. Gii: Hey! You've all been awfully rude to the princess! Mikey: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING!? Donnie: I don't know, I've never seen a talking toy before! Gii: We're not toys! Rachel: Quiet down. Gii. Or do you want to be punished again? Gii: Gah! I'm so sorry! Rachel: I'm actually quite older than you. Raph: How are you even older than us? I mean look at you, you're just a kid! Ragna then bonks Raph on the head. Raph: Will you stop doing that! Nago: You see Rachel is a vampire. Leo: You're a Vampire!? Rachel: Yes can you not tell by my appearance? Soon she raised her hand into the air like a child waiting for snow. Rachel: Come now, Kokonoe. Say hello. I know you're here. Kokonoe: Don't get in my way, Rachel... Rachel: I could say the same to you Kokonoe. What are you planning? Kokonoe: I'm not planning anything and I don't have time to trade clever verbal jabs with you. I'm just here to support the Turtles and stop Shredder. Rachel: With the power of science? Kokonoe: Damn right we are! I'm not gonna give up. I'm not gonna end up like my mother! If I can't do it now, then I'll go get the Amaterasu unit! Then we can kick the crap out of him! Leo: The Amaterasu Unit? Rachel: It is one of the three Sankishin Units, it can grant any humanoid individual immense Observational power. Tsubaki: Look we can settle this another time. For now, Ragna needs to rest up. Noel: Yeah, I mean after Shredder's second loss against him, Ragna must be pretty tired. Donnie: What about Celica? Kokonoe: I'm pretty sure she'll manage by herself, she has Minerva with her.
