The Mutant's Azure (Blazblue x TMNT Crossover)

Chapter 83. Stockman Psychopath

Ragna, Raph, and Mikey were heading to Baxter Stockman's lab. And Ragna was really mad about it. He had to deal with Mikey's annoying behavior and Raph's reckless attitude, but on the bright side, he gets to bonk their heads to keep them in line.
Raph: You doing ok, Ragna?
Ragna: No, I'm actually pissed off that I'm stuck on babysitting duty with the both of you. Now Let's see Bastard Stockman.... Nah, way too basic. What about Baxter the Madman? No, that's less insulting.
Mikey: Ragna, whatcha doing?
Ragna: Just trying to think of a good nickname to come up with for Bastard Stockman. Something REALLY Insulting.
Raph: Well, we've already mispronounced his name so many times.
Ragna: Yeah, but for this one in particular, it will be the nickname I call him. It gotta be something that will REALLY grind his gears.
Mikey: I hope it's something awesome, like that time I called Raph Mr. Anger issues.
Raph: You call me that again, and I'll give you the worst shell wedgie!
Ragna raised his fist in annoyance as he bonked both Mikey and Raph's heads to shut them up.
Mikey and Raph: HEY!
Ragna: Do you guys ever shut up?
Mikey and Raph: HE STARTED IT!
Ragna: I don't care who started it! You're supposed to be ninjas, and you're both acting like goddamn toddlers!
That was when a brick wall shattered and out came Baxter Stockman
Raph: Dexter Spackman!
Baxter: It's Baxter Stockman!
That was when Ragna came up with the perfect nickname as he snapped his fingers.
Ragna: I got it!
As Ragna turned around, he saw Baxter Stockman. This was when Ragna decided to call Baxter the new nickname.
Ragna: What the hell do you want, Stockman Psychopath?
Baxter's eyes widened at the nickname Ragna gave him; sure, he is a mad scientist, but calling him a psychopath was super insulting to him.

Baxter: P-PSYCHOPATH!? HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT!
Mikey: Dude, that nickname is PERFECT!
Raph: Yeah, he definitely looks like a psychopath!
Baxter: I can give you points by getting my last name right. But calling me a Psychopath? That is WAY TOO FAR!
Mikey: Wow Ragna, your nicknames REALLY rile them up!
Ragna: Thanks, but those nicknames are going to be called by me only. So Azrael Rip-Off, the Fish Looking Prick, Tiger Bastard, and Stockman Psychopath are my nickname exclusive. But back to you, Stockman Psychopath, you know what you got your hands on with you?
Baxter: What are you talking about? I don't have anything on me.
Ragna: Don't give me that bullshit; you have a Murakumo unit with you. I specifically told the Azrael Rip-off to tell that Shredding Asshole to NOT send her after me.
Baxter: And why would he send her after you?
Ragna: Your ultimate weapon is extremely dangerous; hell, it could even cause the end of the world or even turn on you.
Baxter: Shut up! Now come with me, Ragna the Bloodedge! Shredder wants to have a word with you!
Ragna: Yeah? What are you gonna do if I don't?
Baxter: I'll have my machine take you to him by force!
Ragna: You're gonna fight me with your little toy, huh? That's cute; you can't defeat me with that thing.
Baxter: Shut up!
Ragna sighs as he summons a second copy of Bloodscythe as well as combining the two into his dual-bladed staff.
Ragna: You take out the Mousers. The Stockman Psychopath is mine.
Baxter: I'm not a Psychopath!
As a Baxter fired his missiles at the Grim Reaper. Ragna readied his staff.
Ragna: Beelzeus Reflector!
As Ragna announced his attack, he twirled his staff, creating a shield to deflect the Missiles.
Mikey and Raph: Woah..!
Baxter: How did you do that?!
Ragna: You really think I'm gonna tell a dumbass like you?
With Raph and Mikey, they were dealing with the Mousers.
"Take that, Mousers!" Mikey said as he moonwalked.
Raph: What did I say about no celebrating until the fight is over!
Baxter then used a shockwave in an attempt to knock back the three heroes.
Ragna: Armor of Mammon!
As Ragna stabbed his staff in the ground, his body became an armor of seithr.
While the shockwave knocked back Mikey and Raph, it didn't affect Ragna.
Ragna: Hey Stockman Psychopath!
Baxter: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
"Yeah, whatever, remembered when I used this to beat you? Blood Kain!" Ragna yelled out as his aura became dark red.
Ragna then detached his dual-bladed staff and stabbed both of his swords into the ground.
Ragna: Asmodeus Fissure!
As Ragna announced his attack, a seithr earthquake erupted from the ground. Blowing up several Mousers in his way,
Baxter: Oh, you little!
The robot punched Ragna, with the latter not flinching as the seithr from his body transferred into the robot's, causing it to malfunction.
Ragna then turned his hand into the claw of the Black Beast as he thrust his hand through Baxter's machine.
"Screw you," Ragna said before he pulled out the wires, causing it to blow up
After Baxter was defeated, Ragna picked him up by the collar of his shirt.
"Listen up, Stockman Psychopath. If you send that Murakumo unit after me, you will regret it." Ragna said before he punched Baxter in the face, knocking him out,
Mikey: Dude, you were awesome out there!
Raph: Since when can you dual wield?
"I learned it when Leo and Donnie taught me," Ragna said Before he second copy of Bloodscythe disappeared
Mikey: Hey Raph, when we get back, I wonder if Tsubaki will be impressed with your efforts. I mean, just admit it, you're in love with her.
"I am not!" Raph yelled after he blushed.
Mikey: Oh really? You've been getting reaaaally close with her!
Raph: Oh I'm gonna-!
Ragna calmly sighed before he lifted his fist... and bonked the two ninjas on the head.
Ragna: If you two keep this up, you won't be getting any pizza for a week.