Welcome to IMP

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It's a normal day in hell, our story begins in the middle of IMP city where we see an extraordinary type ofdemon. It's a mix between a succubus and a cat, something that doesn't come along very often.

Jinx: Shit, I'm almost broke, I don't have a job and my landlord is threatening to throw me a punch. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?

Just then she notices a display board that says:
You still have someone in the living world that they want to get even with. You want nothing more than revenge on that bitch. Well then you have come to the right place at IMP. We'll kill their victim in an instant.

Jinx: IMP ? *thinks* Oh right, I've heard about that. This is this new killing company which has just opened. Maybe they could use someone else there? I mean, after all, they've only been open for a few weeks. Nah, what the heck, I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Jinx ran halfway across the city just to find the location described on the Display Board. She entered the building and looked everywhere for the company until she finally came across a door that had the following written on it in large letters: IMP the immediate murderer professional. Jinx walked through the door and looked around the room a bit.

???: Hello, can I help you somehow?

Jinx turned to the side where her voice had come from. It came from the receptionist where two IMPs were sitting.

Jinx: Oh hello, I'm at the right place at IMP.

???: Yep, that's here. My name is Milly and this is my husband Moxxi.

Moxxi: Hello, it's nice to meet you.

Milly: So what can IMP help with?

Jinx: Oh yeah, well I'm currently looking for a job and thought maybe I could start here.

Milly: Oh that's a wonderful idea, our boss is in his office.

Moxxi: Just go through the door and down the hallway, second door on the right. You can hardly miss it.

Jinx: Thanks you to.

Both: good luck.

Jinx followed Moxxi's instructions and knocked on the door of the office, a stranger asked her to come in.

???: Well hello there, what brings you to me on a day like this?

Jinx: Hello Sir, I am currently looking for a job and since your company has just opened I thought I would introduce myself. My name is Jinx

Blitz: my Name is Blitz the o is silent. So you would like to start here, well then tell me do you have any experience with slaughtering others, any experience with weapons such as pistols, snipers, revolvers, guns or other kind of wappons?

Jinx: Well I'm quite talented with scythes, axes and shotguns. Uhm sorry is something wrong you look at me so strangely?

Blitz looks up and down at Jinx.

Blitz: Excuse me, but what kind of demon are you?

Jinx: Oh, I'm kind of a mixed breed. Half succubus and half cat.

Blitz: Ugh, well in this case I can't hire you, I'm sorry

Blitz: Ugh, well in this case I can't hire you, I'm sorry

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Jinx: what but why ?

Blitz: I'm sorry but it's because of my daughter, I don't think you two get along well.

Jinx: Because of your daughter? But why I've never met her, why should she-

At that moment the door opened and a loud growl was heard. Jinx turned around and there was a hellhound at the door growling at her. When the hellhound got closer she spoke.

???: What the fuck is this pussy cat doing here?

Jinx: Who do you call Pussi Cat here, you overgrown handbag mutt.

The hellhound's growl got louder and now Jinx started hissing at them too.

???: If you call your handbag mutt too big, you're a lousy bed rug.

Jinx: Oh now you've done it, now I'm mad you flea rug.

???: Why do you want to mess with me? Well then come here if you dare, bitch.

Jinx: Oh with pleasure. I can't wait to tear you apart.

Jinx and the hellhound attacked each other, they started punching, biting, kicking and scratching each other

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Jinx and the hellhound attacked each other, they started punching, biting, kicking and scratching each other. When the hellhound grabbed a large cupboard and tried to throw it at Jinx, she just rolled away to block the throw. Jinx ran towards her, just as the hound was about to strike, Jinx slipped between her legs and grabbed her tail. Then she threw the hound across the room and threw her against a wall. The hound didn't like that at all, she ran straight at Jinx and punched her in the stomach before Jinx could even react. With a few violent punches and kicks, Jinx was on the ground, the hound made a big jump and flew towards Jinx, fist first. She clenched her hands into a fist and created a blue fireball which she threw towards the hound. The hellenhud was just able to get out of the way and distanced itself. They both took a deep breath while Blitz just sat at his desk in shock, watching the spectacle. After Jinx her fireballattack, he stood up and stood between the two girls.

Blitz: Ok ladies, come back down before you disturb my fucking office. Your name was Jinx right?

Jinx nods.

Blitz: Well then welcome to IMP.

Jinx: At first now, but I thought-

Blitz: Oh no no no, that was before you showed me what you could do.

He than looked at the hellhound.

Blitz: Loony this is Jinx, your new colleague.

Blitz than looked Back at Jinx.

Blitz: Jinx this is my daughter Loony.

Loona: Only on paper. And it's Loona and not Loony or anything else like that.

Jinx: Good to know. The Name is Jinx.

Jinx holds out her hand and expects Loona to shake her hand. Loona, in turn, just looks at her briefly, then turns away and leaves the room.

Blitz: Oh don't worry, it just shows that she likes you. Well you can start next week, M&M will explain everything to you in detail. I'm looking forward to our collaboration.

End

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