Helluva Boss: a Cats Sinn (18+)

The Full Moon

The scene opens on Stolas's mansion. Stolas wakes up in bed to his alarm going off and showing a broadcast of the pride ring weather forecast, that being a full moon, and the sky somehow being redder than usual. Stolas sits up and then pukes next to his bed, puts on his purple-ish bunny slippers, then shuts off his alarm.

Stolas: ♫ Thank you to, the butterflies in my stomach ♫

♫ I haven't felt this nervous since I was a little fluffy down nestling ♫

♫My daring-do is half disguised ♫

♫Behind a smile, my beak is grinding, ever minding,

♫ I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce, so for my own health, I'll remind myself, ♫

♫ That when I see him, I know that it won't feel so tough ♫

♫ I'll believe him, and not the voice that says I'm not enough ♫

♫ No need for an arrangement, it can just be him and me, I'll set us free ♫

♫ How perfect it could be, when I see him tonight ♫

-Cut over to Blitzo-

Blitzo: ♫ See him tonight? Alright, alright! ♫

♫ It's been a while since he's begged for attention ♫

♫ Are we okay? Heh, Can't really say. I'm getting by by avoiding his questions ♫

♫ So complicated, I hate when it's complicated, why do I always end up in situations that are complicated? ♫

♫ Here I go again, getting in my head, so I'll focus on all the sexy stuff instead~ ♫

Stolas: ♫ When I see him- ♫

Blitzo: ♫ When I see him, I'm gonna do that thing he likes ♫

Stolas: ♫ I will change things! ♫

Blitzo: ♫ No need to change things, I'll just bring the rope and spikes~ ♫

Stolas: Oh, God!

Blitzo: ♫ We've got a nice arrangement, and it's working out just fine, ♫

♫ We'll keep it light! ♫

Stolas: ♫ I'll fucking die alone if this goes bad- ♫

Blitzo & Stolas: ♫ -When I see him tonight! ♫

Stolas: ♫ Am I doing something I can't take back? ♫

Blitzo: ♫ Relax! ♫

Stolas: ♫ Would he want me if he was free? ♫

Blitzo: ♫ We're fine! ♫

Stolas: ♫ -and if he's only here as a prisoner, what kind of monster does that make me? ♫

♫ My entire life's been written in stone ♫