Pilot based

3.2K 32 11
                                        

It is a normal day in IMP City. We hear a lot of noise and see the IMP building. There is a sign on the door of the IMP company that says ,, Meetings in Progress '' and we see the Crew sitting in there meeting room.

Blitz: all right now i know business hast een..... a bit slow lately. Yes is's no one's fault okay I'm not naming any names here, Moxxie.

Blitz lookes at Moxxie, who looks back at him with an annoyed look.

Blitz: now dose anyonve any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again.

Millie: what about a carwash.
Blitz: this is hell Millie no one cares about cars being clean here okay. Oh what a billboard.

Moxxie: we can't afford a billboard Sir.

Blitz: Helpful Moxxie really glad you're in the room right now.

Blitz pushes Moxxie down from his chair.

Blitz: Have you guys forgotten what service we provide.

Blitz presses a button on his remote and turns on the TV. He plays various clips showing the crew killing people.

 He plays various clips showing the crew killing people

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Blitz: oh those were really good times

Moxxie: I don't need any reminding Sir, considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad Last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a three hours on a channel nobody watches.

Jinx: He has a point there

Blitz: Hey, whose side are you on?

Jinx: The one that entertains me better haha.

Jinx laughed and comfortably ate her popcorn.

Blitz: Excuse me, whats obnoxious about a super-fun jingle, all right its a fun distraction when an advertisement spitting bullshit.

Millie: People love musicals.

Blitz: Exacly Millie and we're basically doing a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did.

Jinx: Ooh~ Drama~

Jinx sat down in a chair next to Loona and shared her popcorn with her while she watched the spectacle.

Blitz: Because right now all i see ist Just my dad's asshole talking to me, crushing my dreams of being who i truly am inside.

Jinx: Wow he's really good at this.

Loona: Yeah, I know.

Millie: are you trying to His Dreams Moxxie.

Moxxie: I.... What ?

Millie: I thought i knew you

Blitz: i cant belive you Moxxie yeah, after i made you employee of the month.

Helluva Boss: a Cats Sinn (18+)Where stories live. Discover now