Helluva Boss: a Cats Sinn (18+)

The Harvest Moon Festival

Scene opens up to a sunlit exterior of Stolas's mansion. A sigh of contentment is heard. Blitzo is shown lighting a cigarette on Stolas' bed and folds his arms behind his head.

Stolas: I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.

Blitzo: When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about... But, do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll.

Stolas: As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoiiiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself. The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.

Blitzo: Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks.

Stolas: Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all...

Stolas pulls the covers over his head and his head appears near Blitzo's crotch.

Stolas: ...special access~

Blitzo: Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly.

Stolas stands up with the covers on his head. He does a playful owl head tilt.

Stolas: I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year.

Blitzo: Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway.

Stolas:Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait...

Blitzo: Oh, fuck my clients!

Moxxie and Millie's apartment is revealed under a Robo Fizz sign. Moxxie and Millie are asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone is heard. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone rings again. In annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up.

Moxxie: What do you want, sir?

Blitzo: Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?

Millie sits up in excitement.

Millie: The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!

Moxxie: sighs Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait... Where are you calling from?

Blitzo falls down onto the bed from the ceiling. His phone bonks him on the head. Moxxie narrows his eyes as Blitzo purrs happily. Moxxie looks annoyed while Millie seems amused.

Moxxie: Mm-hm... Of course.

Next we See Jinx in her Appartment, sitting on the coutch and watching a Horror movie. In the movie we See a Guy whit a hockey mask and a chainsaw, He uses the chainsaw to Cut a few other imps into shreads while they Scream.

Jinx: Haha yeah, kill that fucking slut you Bad Boy basterd.

Suddentliy Jinx her Phone rings. Blitz is calling her and she decided to awnser the call.

Jinx: Hey Blitz, whats Up?

Blitzo: hey Jinx, would you mind going whit me and the Crew to the Harvest Moon Festival in wrath?

Jinx: the Harvest Moon Festival? Sure i can come, Sounds Like a lot of fun.

Blitzo: perfekt, me and the Rest Pick you Up tomorrow, make Sure to get some Rest and don't watch Horror movies all night.