Ozzie's

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(Hey, so bevore i start whit the Chapter i want to Tell you someting about it. I didnt really know how i should write this Chapter and i really Had a few Problems to figure that Out. I was actully working on this since the Loo Loo Land Chapter. So i made the Decision to Cut this Chapter a bit so i have a better transition to the Beelzebub chapter/ the next Chapter.

The Second Thing i Like to mention are the Pictures. For Most of them i Just use Screenshots of the Show and Draw Jinx in them. But for a few Pictures including this Chapter i actully Draw them myself. So please don't mind If the Backgrounds Look extreamly Bad or the Charakters Look Like absolute Shit, i am Not really good at drawings Backgrounds or drawings in the Helluva style.

And last but not least, Jinx is still a lesbian. Little Spoiler but there will be this one Dating sene in which Jinx goes Out whit a Dude or a sene whit Jinx and Tex, so please keep that in mind.

Whit everyting Said, have fun whit the Ozzie's Chapter.)

The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas' grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie and Jinx peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

Jinx: fuck yeah. I never git so much blood all over me.

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: I'm still so jazzed up!

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin.

Jinx: aw, congeats you two

Blitzo: Ugh, can you two not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh!

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm!

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. See you lovebugs later!

He whistles on his way out as Moxxie growls in anger.

Jinx: hey, ignore him big Guy. We all know that He can be a huge dickface from time to time. Anyway i better get going, i really need a shower right now. Have fun in your Date tonight you two.

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