Helluva Boss: a Cats Sinn (18+)

Cherub

We start whit Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown. A Cherub flies in front of the camera.

Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.

♫ Does it make you want to cry? ♫

♫ When your loved one has to die? ♫

♫ Does it hurt you through and through♫

♫ When your face is turnin' bluuuuue? ♫

♫ Well, luckily for you... ♫

♫ There's somethin' we can do! ♫

♫ We can help keep them alive, ♫

So you can watch them thrive! ♫
♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.! ♫

♫ We'll save your honeybun from dying violently! ♫

♫ 'Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.! ♫

♫ No, we never even ask a fee! ♫

♫ Because good people spread the love!♫

♫ And we're here for all above! ♫

♫ We do the paperwork for you! ♫

♫ And the heavy liftin', too! ♫

♫ So sit right back ♫

♫ And let us bless a soooul for you! ♫

♫ Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! ♫

The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitz blasts the TV with his pistol, and it explodes.

Millie: Nice one, B!

Blitz: Gimme another, Mox.

Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears.

Blitz: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!

Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitz and Millie look bored.

Blitz: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...

Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

Wally: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory,

The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons.

Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!

Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.

Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!

Blitz: Bingo!

Blitz shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.

Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!

The camera pans over to Loona, who snores and drools while sleeping in a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. She is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.