names:
dazai = suicidal mackerel
ranpo = zestier sherlock holmes
kyouka = tofubunnies
atsushi = furry (im so original ik)
akutagawa = mcr solos
chuuya = slug
tachihara = bandaiduser
tanizaki = ed sheeran
lucy = i still play with
kunikida = hearts4myidealsmark
lousia = nerd 1 idk
dazai_osamu created a group chat
dazai_osamu added 7 people
dazai_osamu changed the name of 7 people
dazai_osamu renamed themselves to "suicidal mackerel"
slug: tf is this
suicidal mackerel: :3
slug: change my name rn
suicidal mackerel has changed slug's name to chuuya/short/ginger/16/junior/alpha/bad boy/single/needs bad boy bf
chuuya/short/ginger/16/junior/alpha/bad boy/single/needs bad boy bf: bro istg
i hope you live for another 10000 years.
suicidal mackerel: 😰😰😰 thats rude chuuya!!!
suicidal mackerel: @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone
mcr solos is typing..
hearts4myideals is typing..
furry is typing..
zestier sherlock holmes is typing..
ed sheeran is typing..
zestier sherlock holmes: heyy
mcr solos: yes dazai!
furry: im not a furry
ed sheeran: im in love with the shape of u
hearts4myideals: Dazai, what is this group chat?! Also, I do not love my ideals.
suicidal mackerel: hii :3
chuuya/short/ginger/16/junior/alpha/bad boy/single/needs bad boy bf: die
suicidal mackerel: awww how thoughtful of you!!
hearts4myideals: Chuuya, please do not tell other people to die.
chuuya/short/ginger/16/junior/alpha/bad boy/single/needs bad boy bf: its dazai idagf
furry: why can't i rename myskef 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
dazai
rename me pls
suicidal mackerel: i cant think of anything better
wait
suicidal mackerel changed fury's name to wereballs
wereballs: naur
mcr solos: jinko?!
wereballs: i dont hve time for u guys
bye
wereballs is offline
suicidal mackerel: nooo come back 😖😖😖😣😣😣😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😓😓😓😓
it feels so boring without u
chuuya/short/ginger/16/junior/alpha/bad boy/single/needs bad boy bf: ...
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