lmao i have like no ideas so like pls bear with how unfunny this one is i tried ok 😞
mostly just dazai slander bc i kin him and i hate him 😁
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zestier sherlock holmes: Maybe I should have a talk with Ranpoioiiipljkujkuj
I GOT MY PHOEN BACK
WAI T HE CHECKED IT 😨
NAUR
IM SO DEAD TMRW
SRRY IF I DONT MAKE IT TO SCHOOL TWMR YALL 😔🙏
girlkisser (a/n I JUST REALIZED HER NAME WAS GIRLKISSER NOT GIRLBOSS SOBS): lmao rest in piss bitch
zestier sherlock holmes: stfu
suicidal mackerel: yass class is cancelled 🤪
hearts4myideals: Dazai, I don't think that that is something to be "yassing" about.
suicidal mackerel: YES IT IS being smart is so hard like how am i supposed tio know what (6+3)/3 equals?? 😩
girlkisser: MFER DID U SKIP THE 4TH GRADE
ITS 3
ALSO NEVER USE THAT EMOJI AGAIN 💀
suicidal mackerel: 😩
zestier sherlock holmes: im so sad i could eat a horse 😭
girlkisser: bffr you'd eat a horse any time of the day
zestier sherlock holmes: QUIETTTT
i just found out that me n poe were friends in preschool and primary school school but got separated in middle school
WHEN I SAID I DDINT REMEMBER HE GOT SO SAD OMFG
suicidal mackerel: sounds like a skill issue to me
zestier sherlock holmes: STFU
IM SO MAD AT MYSELF 4 THAT
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girlkisser: after this break we still have class
zestier sherlock holmes: IDC I DONT EVEN NEED TO PAY ATTENTION ANYWAYS
IM TOO SMART FOR CLASS
girlkisser: yes yup ok
zestier sherlock holmes: IHY
girlkisser: ilyt bro 🥰
suicidal mackerel: sigh
sibling love 🫡
if only me and kyu were like this 😔
stan kikuo: shut your ugly ass gay trap you fucker
suicidal mackerel: bro go back to learning ur abc's or smth
i forgot what u learn in middle schools oopsie poopsie 🥺
stan kikuo: says the one that doesnt know the difference between you're and your and they're and their
how did you even make it to hs if youre THAT stupid
suicidal mackerel: BRUV I DO THE THE DIFFERENCE
U JUST WANT TO MAKE FUN OF ME
UR JUST JEALOUS
stan kikuo: jealous of what??
also notice how you keep use "ur" to avoid using "youre" or "your"
bc u dont know the difference between the two
suicidal mackerel: UGHH
GO BACK TO LISTENING TO UR EMO VOCALOID MUSIC OR SMTH IDK
stan kikuo: ok ed sheeran listener
girlkisser: oh
zestier sherlock holmes: yikes
you listen to ed sheeran like unironically?
suicidal mackerel: SOME OF HIS MUSIC JUST HITS OK...
girlkisser: im in love with the shape of u🥺
zestier sherlock holmes: we push n pull like a magnet do🤤
girlkisser: last night u were in my room😋
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silly bsd chatfic (ON HOLD)
Fanfictionif you know me from one of my socials / somehow know me irl and you see this, NO YOU DONT 🥰 stop readinh this is is crineg this is gonnr b so ooc bcz idk how tf to write chatfics 😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸 plz enjoy anyways 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶i can barely fin...
