Monday, 3:56 AM, 2024.
slug: im so tired right now its crazy
zestier sherlock holmes: @everyone i migtve had a lirtle oopsies
i accidenrtly
darnk 3 bottles of hand sanitiziser
slug: YOUR ACTUALLY KIDDING.
3 full bottles or the small portable ones
zestier sherlock holmes: the full s ones
slug: BITCH HOW IS THAT AN ACCIDENT?
zestier sherlock holmes: it loke d like ramnune fromr where i was sittign
slug: ARENT YOU SMART??? WHHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW DID TGAT LOOK LIKE RAMUNE??
zestier sherlock holmes: i was thristy
i feel my inteseines brunginf
helep @emo raccoon lover
emo raccoon lover: ??
!!
um
try drinking water maybe?
slug: arent you the one who supposedly has everyone's address and is a hacker
emo raccoon lover: ?????
ohh
that happens sometimes "( – ⌓ – )
slug: you say it like its normal
emo raccoon lover: sometimes when im tired i let my inner demons out ( ∩'͈ ᐜ '͈∩)
i still play with dolls: the kaomoji makes it feel so casual when its not
zestier sherlock holmes: thnbask poe it hellped a bti
i still play with dolls: your spellign says otherwise
zestier sherlock holmes: i think im abotut o pas out
s\oh shit
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emo raccoon lover: wait will he be ok ???
girlkisser: meh this has happened before multiple times
slug: so your telling me its normal for him to drink hand sanitizer?
girlkisser: yeah
one time
kouyou was at our place this one time
and then we heard a thud and it came from ranpos room
turns out he accidently drank hand sanitizer and fainted
fukuzawa had to take him to the hospital lol
i still play with dolls: TFYM LOL???? THATS ACTUALLY CONCERNING
girlkisser: ik
we tried removing the hand sanitizer bottles from his room but they kept reappearing there
its weird man
i still play with dolls: why do u have so many hand sanitizers anyway
girlkisser: for cleanliness or some shit idfk
suicidal mackerel is online.
suicidal mackerel: omg that was close 😓 at least i survived 😸
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