The Forgotton Haddock: Race to the Edge

Incorrect Quotes

(A/N: I am so sorry it's taking forever with the next chapter, so I thought I should give you a little something to read while you wait)

Snotlout: Please, I sleep with a sword under my pillow.

Tuffnut: Weak. I sleep with Macey under my pillow.

Nara: You're both pathetic.

Snotlout: Oh. And what do you sleep with, Nara.

Nara: Astrid.

Nara: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Astrid, unconvinced: Okay, what about those ones over there?

Nara: *shoots the trunk of a tree, causing the birds to fly away*

Nara: Yeah, they're all birds.

Nara: Hiccup taught me to think before I act.

Nara: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Hiccup: Nara, no!

Astrid: Nara, yes!

Nara: Is it hot in here or is it just you??

Astrid: YOU'RE ON FIRE, DUMBASS, STOP FLIRTING!!!!

Nara: We need to get through this locked door. Quick, Snotlout, give me your credit card.

Snotlout: Here.

Nara, pocketing it: Thanks. Astrid, kick down the door.

Astrid: Got it.

Astrid: Nara, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Nara: Oooooh someone's in trouble.

Nara: It's me, I don't know why I did that.

Nara: Hey, just wanted to make sure you're okay, 'cause you're sharpening your axe very intensely.

Astrid: Makes me feel better.

Nara: Don't you have confidence in us, dad?

Stoick: Kids, I love you, but everyday that you're alive is a miracle.

Astrid: Careful, this place has booby traps.

Nara: Obviously! That's what I'm here for.

Astrid: For the traps?

Nara, smirking: For the boobs.

Hiccup: Oh my Thor, I am RIGHT HERE!

Tuffnut, during the episode Chicken is missing: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Nara: Stepping on a dragon's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Fishlegs: *nods sympathetically*

Nara: I don't care what anyone says, the middle of an Oreo is the best.

Tuffnut: Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One can not exist without the other.

Snotlout: Yo, Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.

Astrid: Mama didn't raise no bitch, we keep going.

Fishlegs: No no, Mama raised a bitch, let's go.

Nara: Mama didn't raise nobody actually, Mama was absent.

Tuffnut: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. Isn't that right, sister?