(A/N: I'm really sorry for keeping you all waiting, so I'm giving you guys some more of these. Thank you all for your patience)
Heather: Can I ask your advice for something personal?
Astrid: Of course you can ask for it, whether we can dispense it is another story.
Heather: What is the best way to someones heart?
Nara: Through the rib cage.
Hiccup: Nara, I don't think that...
Astrid: The sternum may give you trouble but it's nothing that can't be overcome.
Hiccup: girls, seriously, I don't think Heather was asking about... [looks at Heather]
Hiccup: Are you taking fucking notes!?
Viggo: Personally, that's why I don't agree with your opinion.
Dagur: K, I have a counterpoint.
Viggo: Valid argument?
Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.
Viggo: Oh sh—
Heather: *holding injured Hiccup bridal style but sees someone about to attack them* hold my woman
Hiccup: *gets shoved into fishlegs arms*
Fishlegs:...
Hiccup: awww I'm her woman :D
Dagur, about Snotlout: What's wrong with him?
Nara: Everyone has a different theory.
Hiccup: Nara? What are you doing here?
Nara, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best
Nara: How's the sexiest person here?
Astrid: I don't know, how are they?
Nara, flustered: I—
Tuffnut, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Heather: What happened to your face?
Nara: Fencing injury.
Heather: But Berk doesn't have fencing--
Astrid: She was jumping a fence.
Nara: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Hiccup: Please never become a surgeon.
Nara: My girlfriend has been listening to too much crime podcasts and now she knows too much.
Nara: Yesterday she just said "bodies don't float if you puncture the lungs." I know that, why does she know that? If I go missing, tell the cops she did it.
Snotlout: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Nara: I do have a sense of humour, you know
Snotlout: I've never heard you laugh before
Nara: I've never heard you say anything funny
Tuffnut: Perfect song to squirm to!
Viggo: ...What?
Astrid: A doctor earns $140,000 a year. Furry artists earn $160,000 a year.
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