Justin: He hasn't woke up yet?
Mika: No, but all of his vitals are good.
Schlatt: With all the fucking blood loss I would be passed out too.
Pandah: Dude we patched him up chill!
Schlatt: He lost part of a FUCKING limb.
Pandah: He has seven or six more who gives a fuck, he's fine!
Mika: They grow back too-
[ Schlatt glares at them before going back to bickering with Pandah. ]
Justin: Are they always like that?
Mika: Yeah, it's funny with Aztro there too..
[ Justin looks at Mika with a worry. ]
Mika: It's getting dark, take.. Nopeify?
Justin: Yeah.
Mika: Take him back to the ship and keep the doors shut unless it's us.
Justin: Yes sir!
[ He picks up the blueish guy and runs off. Mika turns to Schlatt and Pandah who's stopped arguing. ]
Schlatt: What's the plan " sir " ?
Pandah: Dude you've been sick the past two days-
Schlatt: Shut the fuck up bro-
Mika: Both of you shut up.
[ They do looking at them. ]
Mika: There is Aztro and the guy I stabbed left. Or should be at least. Justin will be on stand by but we only contact him if we rescue the guy I stabbed and Aztro. The guy I stabbed will be targeting me, so while I get him down one of you break his mask.
Schlatt: What if Aztro's with him?
Mika: If so one of you deal with Aztro.
Schlatt: Let's go then.
[ The three silently make their way to the last level of the building, each one nervous. ]
Schlatt: We're probably fired after this y'know?
Pandah: You smarted off to the captain of captains, of course we're fired after this!
Schlatt: What else was I suppose to do, ditch you guys?!
Mika: It's a good thing.
Schlatt: What?
Mika: Us getting fired. This job has risked our lives multiple times. Taken many other lives too.
Pandah: . . . He's right. This isn't worth it anymore.
Schlatt: I don't think it ever was to begin with.
Pandah: What will we do afterward? We'll be homeless and jobless..
Mika: Well we can buy a ship. I'm sure we each have enough saved to buy a used one.
Pandah: Yeah! We can still live together and shit!
Schlatt: I kinda wanna see my family and other friends again too.
Pandah: We can visit all of our familes! Hey we should start a podcast about the shit we've been through-
[ Suddenly as they reach the bottom something shoots at Mika, he dodges but more bullets fire at him. ]
- - -
[ Justin sets his comrade on a chair checking his wounds, the bullet wound has fully healed as the nub of a tentacle is slowly reforming.

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Lethal Company SDP AU
FanfictionFor the past few years Mikasacus, Jschlatt, Apandah, and Aztrosist have worked for a company that makes them travel to different abandoned planets and search for any scrap. But when a joke becomes unfunny, Mika, Schlatt, and Pandah have three days...