[ It's 6 a.m. Schlatt is the first to wake up, exiting his room and walking past his friends', going upstairs to the map.
He sees that they've received a message to go to a planet three hours away. He sets the cords and then goes back downstairs, starting to make coffee and a bowl of cereal.
About thirty minutes later Mika wakes up, he waves at Schlatt before going to take a shower. During that time Pandah walks out of his room and pours himself a cup of coffee. ]
Pandah: Where to today?
Schlatt: Some desert planet again.
Pandah: Dude the bridges always fall apart there!
Schlatt: Mhm.
[ Pandah chugs his coffee and goes into Aztro's room. He walks up to her bed. ]
Pandah: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey Aztro. Aztro. Aztro wake up.
Aztro: . . . .
Pandah: AZT-
[ Mika throws his damp towel at Pandah, Pandah turns around with the towel on his head. ]
Mika: Let her sleep an extra hour. We have time.
Pandah: You know exactly how she is when it comes to waking up.
Aztro: I'm up assholes.
[ The two turn to her, she's sat up and her hairs a mess. ]
Mika: Morning.
[ Mika walks away and joins Schlatt at the small dining table playing with some fidget toy.
Aztro kicks Pandah out of her room, he sits on the counter on his phone. ]
Schlatt: The hazard level was a A, so we have to stick together.
[ Mika nods accidentally breaking whatever thing was in his hands. ]
Pandah: You think they'll be people on this one?
Schlatt: No, I just said it was hazard level A Pandah.
Pandah: God damn.
Aztro: Pandah get your ass off the countertop we make food there.
Pandah: Whatever my ass tastes good and you know it.
[ Pandah hops off anyways. Aztro gets into the fridge taking out strawberries and blueberries. ]
Pandah: Are you making a smoothie??
Aztro: Yes for myself.
Pandah: . . . Can you make me one?
Aztro: Can you not waste it this time?
Pandah: I promise on Hillary Clinton I won't waste it.
Aztro: Alright.
Schlatt: We're going to a desert planet, hazard level A.
Aztro: Great that's means we can probably get enough loot to get the next few days off.
Pandah: I bet we see something new! Like an actual dead body or something!
Mika: Don't say that you'll give us bad luck.
Pandah: I don't believe in luck, good or bad, I believe in.. anime.
Schlatt: I swear to god anime isn't even-
Pandah: NO NO NO NO WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN!
Schlatt: Yeah cuz I'm right.
Pandah: No you're not!
[ The two bicker about how good or bad anime is while Mika moves out of the way next to Aztro. ]
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Lethal Company SDP AU
FanfictionFor the past few years Mikasacus, Jschlatt, Apandah, and Aztrosist have worked for a company that makes them travel to different abandoned planets and search for any scrap. But when a joke becomes unfunny, Mika, Schlatt, and Pandah have three days...
