(Fade in the cafeteria where we see a banner that said: "ULTRA RECYCLO VEGETARIAN WEEK" and Kevin and the girls walk up the line as the lunch lady handed them a slice of bread with grass on top.)
Dannie: "Uh, what is this?"
Taylor: [Dramatically to Sam:] "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Sam: "Taylor, it's time for a change." [Holds up the "grass on a bun" in her hand.]
Kevin: [Holds on a bun and toasts it before taking a bite of it.] "Mmm, it'd taste good. At least I'm not having mud pies like that certain jock back there."
Dannie: "Don't you think this is a little extreme, Sam?"
(Sam smiles before Mr. Lancer appears putting a hand on her shoulder.)
Mr. Lancer: "Ah, Miss Manson. The school board wanted to personally thank you for ushering in this welcome experiment to our cafeteria." [Looks at Kevin] "As well as your support, Mr. Fenton." [Kevin gives Mr. Lancer a thumbs up.]
Taylor: [Sniffs the air frantically] "Meat. Near." [She looks up at Lancer as she sniffs all over him before glaring at him.]
Mr. Lancer: "No, no. The rumors about the new all-steak buffet in the teacher's lounge are completely untrue." [Pulls out a toothpick and uses it, then puts a hand on Sam's shoulder again.] "Thanks again." [Leaves.]
Taylor: "Yeah, thanks again for making us eat garbage, Sam."
Sam: "It's not garbage. It's recyclable organic matter."
Dannie/Taylor: "It's garbage."
Kevin: [Finished his bun of grass already before his ghost senses kicks in.] "Ah, guys? We got trouble."
Dannie: [A handful of mud suddenly lands on her head.] "UGH!"
Dash: [Offscreen] "FENTON!"
Dannie: "...Make that two problems."
Dash: [Angrily storms over to Dannie, while holding a plate of mud in his hands.] "I ordered three mud pies. Do you know what they gave me? Three mud pies. With mud. From the ground! All because of your brother and his girlfriend!"
Kevin: "Sam's not my girlfriend!"
Sam: "I'm not Kevin's boyfriend!"
(The pair look at one another before looking away with reddened looks.)
(Dash grabs Dannie by the shirt and lifts her a few inches off the ground.)
Dash: "These are the best years of my life! After high school, it's all downhill for me! How am I supposed to enjoy my glory days eating mud?!"
Sam: "Actually, it's topsoil."
Dash: [Tosses Dannie at the table] "Whatever!" [Dannie lands on the bench. Dash walks over and shoves the plate of mud towards Dannie's face.] "Eat it. All of it."
(Dannie seems to be about to go through with eating the topsoil, but her ghost sense goes off again as she see's the Lunch Lady floating behind the lunch counter.)
Dannie: "Uh...uh..." [Glances down at the plate and picks it up, preparing to launch it.] "GARBAGE FIGHT!"
(She tosses the plate and hits Dash in the face as the other students began throwing their food at each other and chaos ensures.)
Sam: "It's not garbage! It's-" [Kevin's hand suddenly grabs Sam and pulls her back towards the floor, shushing her and gestures the trio to follow him which they did.]
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Kevin's Ghostly and Gothic Harem (Discontinued)
Fanfic(OC! Kevin Phantom x Ghost/Gothic Harem!) Summary: Kevin didn't had a good life after he'd gained his ghost powers. He was abused, neglected, belittled and rejected by his loved ones. The only one who didn't hurt him mentally and emotionally was Des...