Kevin's Ghostly and Gothic Harem (Discontinued)

Episode 6: Asking Out To The Dance

(Fade to Casper High School.)

Dannie: "Strike three, Taylor?"

Taylor: "Try strike three thousand."

Sam: "I don't know what the big deal is about going to some stupid dance. I don't need to be asked to some dance to know I'm special."

Dannie: [Forming a smirk] "So, what would happen if my bro asked you to go to the dance?"

Sam: "Well, I'll..." [Struggling] "You shut up!"

Taylor: "Speaking of which, where is Kevin? Since I got rejected by a couple of boys, maybe I can take my chances with him instead."

Dannie/Sam: [Angry] "In your dreams, Taylor!"

Paulina: [Off-screen] "I can't believe Kevin had to spend the rest of his days hanging out with losers like you three."

(The trio looked at Paulina, giving her a glare, which she doesn't flinch from it.)

Sam: "Back off, Paulina. This is none of your business. Besides, Kevin is doing just fine with us."

Paulina: "That's only because he's not heartless and always kind to others. But I'm not complaining. I love him for that. And I'm definitely going to ask him out to the dance so that we can get to know each other and then, maybe we can have some alone time together~"

(The montage starts with Paulina daydreaming about her romantic moment with Kevin at the school dance as Paulina was staring at him with loving eyes and Kevin gives her the exact same look. They then proceed to go for the kiss on the lips. But then suddenly her daydreams was cut short when Sam pushed her.)

Sam: "In your dreams, Paulina. Kevin would never go out with a popular swallow like you."

Paulina: "Swallow?! I am not swallow!" [Angrily gets up from the grass] "And another thing, Kevin would definitely go out with me! Unlike you, I'm hot, compassionate and attractive to the boys! Look at them!"

(They then see a plenty of others are eyeing Paulina with hearts in their eyes as they do some creepy things such as drawing a heart on the tree wood, kissing Paulina on the picture and other things, which made Sam and her friends disgusted.)

Sam: "Oh yeah?" [Forming a smug look.] "I can tell you one thing you're going to pissed off about. You see, I had sex with Kevin last night and let me tell you something, he wasn't half bad in bed."

(Paulina was shocked to the core when she heard that from Sam and she began to get angry as she clenched her fist and teeth.)

Paulina: "Why you little...?!"

Kevin: [Off-screen] "Hey, girls!"

(Sam and Paulina stopped arguing over each other and turned to face Kevin, who was smiling with the new girl standing next to him.)

Sam/Paulina: "Kevin! Um... How's it going?"

Dannie: "Oh there you are, bro. What took you so long? The fight was just about getting good."

Kevin: "What fight?" [Glares at Sam and Paulina] "Were you two fighting again? I hate when girls fight."

Sam: [Laughs] "Oh no, we're not fighting!"

Paulina: "Yeah, we were just talking about how to get boys to come to the dance with us. Don't listen to your unpopular sister."

Dannie: [Off-screen] "I heard that!"

Paulina: "So, anyway. Kevin? I just wanted to..."

(Dash suddenly shoves Kevin down to the ground and smooth talks to Paulina.)

Dash: "Meet me? Who doesn't?"

(Kevin gets up and glares at Dash before turning invisible and possesses Dash's body as his regular eyes change to green.)

Kevin [in Dash's body:] "Hey, Paulina. My name is Dash Baxter. I'm president of Casper High geek club, and I have every toenail I've ever clipped. Want to see them?"

Paulina: "No."

Kevin: "Oh, then you should get to know Kevin Fenton. He doesn't scrub his mom's feet every night like I do."

Paulina: "Eww! Get lost, loser!" [Walks away off-screen.]

(Kevin leaves Dash's body and Dash stands up and holds his hand up to steady his hand, disoriented.)

Dash: "Why do I suddenly feel like scrubbing my mom's feet?" [Walks away holding his head.]

Dora: [Helps Kevin up.] "Are you okay, Kevin?"

Kevin: "Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks, Dora."

Taylor: "So, Kevin. Who's this?"

Kevin: "Oh yeah! Girls, meet Dora. I've met her just about we were heading to school and chat a little before we got here. Dora, meet my sister and friends: Dannie, Sam and Taylor."

Dora: [Happily bows to them.] "Greetings, you three. It is nice to meet you all. I hope we can get along well."

Dannie: "Uh, likewise. So, Kevin, there's a dance happening tonight, and we wanted to know if..."

Kevin: "Yeah, funny you should mention that. I already had a partner to go to the dance with."

Trio: "You have! Who?!"

Kevin: "You're looking at her. Dora didn't have a partner for almost a year and I'd promised her I go to the school dance with her this time." [The school bell goes off.] "Well, that's the bell. We should head back inside. C'mon, Dora."

(Dora smiled as she hugs Kevin's right arm and the pair walk to school, leaving the trio alone to sulk at hearing their chances of asking their crush to the dance failed.)

Dannie: "Did you two felt your hearts going down from your insides?"

Sam: "Definitely."

Taylor: "I felt mine breaking in half."

Dannie: "Yeah... Me too."

(Fade to commercial break.)

Episode cleared.