Dashi: If we were computer functions what would we be?
Tweak: Easy. Captain, CPU. Peso, troubleshoot. Dashi, settings and weather. Inkling, wikipedia, Shellington, creature ID. Me, jailbreak and illegal add-ons. Vegimals, recipe e-book.
Dashi: and Kwazii?
Tweak: bluescreen. definitely bluescreen. maybe wifi problems.
***
Shellington: hey you guys wanna do a scientist experiment
Kwazii: yes
Tweak: no
Dashi: no
Peso: no
Shellington: yeah me neither
***
Tweak: Stinky!
Kwazii: Dinosaur!
Tweak: Poop!
Kwazii: Grrrrr!
Dashi: Insult battle?
Shellington: nope, one-word-each story
***
Kwazii: anyone want to play table tennis
Shellington: anyone want to do a science experiment
Tweak: anyone want to build something
Dashi: ok so definitely not kwazii and now I'm stuck between my boyfriend and my bestie
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Tweak: OK WHO CRASHED THE GUP E KWAZII OR SHELLINGTON
Kwazii: Not me
Shellington: Not me
Dashi: It was me sorry Tweak
Tweak: NO IT WASN'T OWN UP KWAZII OR SHELLINGTON
***
Dashi: let's play headbands with the octonauts. you take turns asking questions to guess the name of the person on the card on your head. Clue, it's not yourself.
Tweak: Ok sure. Does this person get on someone's nerves?
Dashi: yup
Tweak: welp I've narrowed it down to anyone but Captain Barnacles
***
Continuing on from the game of headbands...
Shellington: Is this person trusted in the lab?
Dashi: yes
Shellington: ok it's you
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Tweak: a trick to self confidence is make sure you're heard when you're annoyed
Kwazii: I DON'T NEED HELP YOU @#!*%@!
Tweak: yeah you got that one down pat
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Captain Barnacles: The answer should never be no. Instead, think of ways you can make it a yes.
Kwazii: Can I help out in the lab-
Captain Barnacles: NO
***
Peso: Kwazii you're the bravest person I know.
Dashi: that's really sweet
Tweak: that's really pitiful
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Lol that's all I can come up with right now. Thanks for reading!
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Octonauts Oneshots
FanfictionThis is my first book, and it started when I gave Shellington anaphylaxis (extreme allergies). From there, I put the Octonauts through murder mystery parties, role reversals and a whole lot more. I'm a supporter of Dashton and Twazii, and I think Sh...
