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Team Sonic sit at the beach, relaxing. Sonic is lounging under an umbrella while Skylar shows Amy all the pictures she had taken on her vacation. Nearby Sticks and Knuckles are play volleyball.

Amy: Ooh! What's this one about.

Amy pointed to the picture of the gave.

Skylar: I went cave exploring and found some very unique gems. 

Amy: And this one?

Amy pointed to the one with the beach.

Skylar: I went swimming at Nitro beach. 

Amy: You mean the one at Nitro hotel?! Sky that place is really expensive! Where'd you even get the money to go there?! 

Skylar: I had got a job over the summer there and went to the beach on my break.

Amy: How was the experience? Does it live up to the hype about it?

Skylar: The place was alright I guess but the staff were hella annoying.

Amy: You find everyone annoying.

Skylar: My point still stands. So Amy you still doing that tera card bullshit?

Amy: Its not bullshit Sky and of course I'm still doing it. Its fun and maybe I can give you a reading one of these days?

Skylar: No thanks. Last time you did it with someone it was way off. 

Amy: That's cause I wasn't reading them right! I've been doing better ever since and now they almost never fail me!

Skylar: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Tails arrives, pushing something covered by a cloth bag.]

Tails: I just perfected my most brilliant invention yet. Meet UT, the Universal Translator. Designed to translate any language into our own.

Tails uncovers Universal Translator. Sonic, Skylar, Amy, and Sticks look at it, seemingly unimpressed.

Tails: Allow me to demonstrate.

Tails directs everyone's attention to a mother bird feeding her babies nearby. Universal Translator watches them for a while, then turns around.

UT: [Translates for the baby bird] "The fact that you pre-chew my food is repulsive."

Knuckles: Hey-ey-ey! It works!

UT: "Didn't see that one coming."

Knuckles: [Confused] Um... it's still talking?

UT: "I thought this thing just translated birds."

Tails: Since what you're saying doesn't need to be translated, UT is translating it into what you really mean!

UT: "I didn't intend for it to do that, but I will gladly accept full credit.

Amy: That's great, Tails!

UT: "Pretty lame."

Amy: That's not what I was thinking at all.

UT: "Man, I am totally busted."

Amy: Tails? I think it needs some more work.

UT: "If that thing doesn't shut its metal trap, I think I might die."

Skylar: Well this got interesting. 

UT: Continue to embarrass these dumbasses little robot.

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