Buster

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Its seems like a nice day in the village. Mike the ox is about to lick some ice cream he got from the Ice Cream Vendor, but a burst of flame melts it. The Ice Cream Vendor flees. Sonic pops put behind the stand, pulls the bull to safety behind it, then jumps out, ready for action. A reverse angle reveals that Sonic is facing off with a robot that appears to be a fireman, but is armed with a flamethrower. It shoots a burst of flames at Sonic, but he dodges it and spins into the robot. He spins into it again and bounces away.

Sonic: Doctor Eggman's evil fireman robot is running loose!

Dr. Eggman: [Seated on a nearby bench] Why does everyone assume every evil robot is mine?

Sonic: [Bounces off Fire Bot again] I dunno. Experience?

Sonic leaps up to avoid another burst of fire. Knuckles, armed with a large stick, and Amy as well as her twin Skylar, armed with their hammers, step up.

Knuckles: You're "fired", pal. Ha ha ha! Get it? [A burst of flame turns his stick to ashes] Ah, I guess not.

Amy: Shouldn't firemen put out fires?

Dr. Eggman: Ah, hello? That's the irony? It's the evil opposite of a fireman. [Sonic glares at him] Ah, uh... I assume...

Skylar: Sure you did. 

Sticks: Sonic, the evil anti-fire bot is putting a baby walrus into a burning house!

Sonic races over and snatches the baby walrus away before Fire Bot can do so, returning him to his mother.

Tails: Sonic, Evil anti-fire Bot is putting a kitten in a tree!

Dr. Eggman: Go, evil fireman! [Sees Tails, Skylar, Knuckles, Amy, and Sticks looking at him] Okay, I admit it. It's mine. Evil robots are what I do. Why stop if you're good at it?

Skylar: Kind sounds like my saying. If an evil genius pisses you off, why not break his hand so he can't make stupid shit no more?

Eggman flinches and moves away and Skylar glares him down. Fire Bot is now shooting flames at some of the other citizens.

Sonic: This has gone on long enough.

Sonic races over, running circles around Fire Bot and wrapping it in its own "fire hose." Its flamethrower explodes, destroying it.

Dr. Eggman: I, um... left the oven on. [Flees]

Sonic: Heh. Looks like that robot is "fired!"

Tails, Sticks, and Amy laugh.

Knuckles: Hey! No one laughed when I said it...

Skylar: That joke was stupid.

Sonic: I'd like to see you make a better one. 

Skylar: Why would I when the joke is standing right infront of me?

The team snickers at Skylar's rude comment.

Sonic:[glares at her] Do you always have to be so rude?

Skylar: Its my thing. Why stop if your good at it?

Sonic: I thought we made a deal for you to be nicer.

Skylar:[shrugs] Old habits die hard. 

Sonic groaned in slight annoyance. The kitten, which is still in the tree, meows pitifully.

Sonic: Sticks, could you get that kitten out of the tree?

Sticks: Sure thing, Sonic.

Sticks runs over and starts shaking the tree, terrifying the kitten.

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