My Fair Sticksy

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On a nice day during the village meteors are raining down sending villagers in a panic. Team Sonic watched this from Afar. 

Amy: Meteors are shooting stars. We shouldn't be running. We should be making wishes! I wish for a pony!

Skylar: I wish for headphones so I can drown out everyone's annoying voices.

Sonic: And I wish you'd both take cover.

Sonic grabs Amy's and Skylar's arm and runs for cover, followed by Tails, Knuckles, and Sticks. A meteor hits where they just left. They are soon under the shelter of a building.

Amy: How come your wish came true?

Sonic just smirks.

Sticks: Should I use my meteor defense system?

Tails: You have a meteor defense system?

Sticks: I have defense systems for all sorts of junk. [Taps some nearby levers] Wildfires, floods, people trying to read my thoughts.

Sonic: Yeah, start with the meteor one.

Sticks takes aim at an incoming meteor, and pulls a lever. A series of wooden paddles pop up and start swatting the meteors away.

Sticks: The "people trying to read my thoughts" one is exactly the same, but with tinfoil trim.

Skylar: You really are a nuttjob huh?

Sonic elbows her hard.

Sonic: I thought you'd said you would try being nicer?

Skylar: I am being nicer.

Sonic: Well its still not gonna do. Could you atleast make an effort to be better? 

Skylar:[in a teasing tone] Awe but i'm so good at being mean. 

Sonic groaned in annoyance.

Skylar: Fine, don't get your panties up in a twist blue balls. 

Sonic: You really gotta stop calling me that. 

Skylar: No thanks. It suits you. 

Sonic sighed.

the next day at Tails home. 

Sticks: [Enters, carrying a letter] Someone left this at my house.

Sonic: [Dryly] Yeah, the mailman. It's a letter?

Sticks: [Sniffs it] Letter, huh? I don't know. Paper folded over itself? What's it hiding? What's it hiding?

Amy: [Grabs the letter from Sticks and opens it. She then gasps in surprise] Sticks, you've been nominated for an Awardy Award!

Tails: [Sarcastically] They really need a better name for that thing.

Knuckles: Ooh, lemme see! [grabs the letter, puts on some reading glasses, then looks closely] Oh wait, I can't read.

Sonic: [Grabs the letter] Gimme that. [Reads] "In honor of saving our village, the Mayor cordially invites you to the Awardies." Huh, conveniently, you can also bring your five closest pals.

Everyone  besides Skylar looks at Sticks with anticipation, including Comedy Chimp, who is there for some reason.

Sonic: Sorry, Comedy Chimp.

Comedy Chimp sighs and leaves.

Sonic: Now where was I? [Clears his throat] "The Awardies will be at the Mayor's Mansion. You'll dine on," Ooo, "elegant food and mingle with elegant guests. After which the Awardy Award will be awarded to the winner." Which could be you!

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