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Team Sonic are on the beach. Knuckles is stretching because he and Sonic are playing Coconut Hurl. Tails is talking into a pretend microphone made of a pinecone on a stick while Amy and Skylar stand on the side.

Tails: It all comes down to this final toss for the young echidna from Angel Island. He'll need a score of four to take the championship.

Knuckles grabs Sonic and starts swinging him around.

Tails: Can he do it? Can he score a four? The crowd is on their feet!

Skylar: Can you get on with it already?

Knuckles throws Sonic and knocks three coconuts out of the tree.

Tails: Denied! Three coconuts is not quite four.

Sticks: Look!

A fourth coconut falls and hits Amy on the head.

Amy: Ow!

Sonic and Knuckles laugh.

Tails: They've done it! They've achieved the impossible! The team of Knuckles and Sonic, has bested the team of Sonic and Knuckles!

Amy: Wait a minute! You were playing against yourselves?

Knuckles: No! Weren't you listening? We beat Sonic and Knuckles. Ha! In your face, Sonic and Knuckles!

Skylar: I'm surrounded by idiots.

Sonic: Your just mad cause you know you can't beat our score.

Skylar: Atleast i'm not playing against myself instead of asking people to play. Oh thats right! They aren't dumb enough to partake in this meaningless activity so you have to play with the other dumbest person here.

The team snickered and Sonic glared at her.

Sonic: Do you always have to be so mean?

Skylar: I'm good at it so yes. So suck it up. 

Sonic groans in annoyance. 

Skylar: Oh relax I was just teasing. But the game is still dumb. 

Sonic: Wouldn't kill you to stop teasing me every now and then.

Skylar: And it wouldn't kill you to stop playing stupid games but here we are. 

As a giant black storm cloud comes with a sunrise, Dr. Eggman arrives from the cloud.

Dr. Eggman: Behold, rodents! Prepare to face the most fearsome destructive force ever to grace this, or any other world!

Eggman lifts his arm towards the storm cloud he came from and poses awkwardly. Cut to Sonic and co. who all stare at Eggman and the cloud.

Dr. Eggman: It'll be just a minute! Feel free to talk amongst yourselves.

Eggman again lifts his arm towards the storm's direction, taking his pose again. Cut to Sonic and co. still staring continuously.

Dr. Eggman: Your doom is coming. I assure you!

Eggman once more lifts his arm toward the storm's direction. More silence. Cut to Sonic and Knuckles, who appear to be getting impatient. A cow's moo is then heard.

Dr. Eggman: Ah, here it is now. This. Is. Cowbot!

Zoom into the storm cloud, showing a close up of a robot cow, making its way towards the beach. It then lands in front of Team Sonic.

Amy: It's a cow.

Skylar: No its his mother. I guess she finally came back with the milk huh?

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