THE ENFORCER (leverage fan fic) COMPLETED

Our Father's Crusade (First Chapter)

What follows is the first chapter of the sequel, it's published on my page and starts with this chapter (the Silicon Valley start up Job)

"What do you mean you're a lesbian? We've been married for months I would think I'd know if you were a lesbian Carter." Elliot looked aggravated with me as I giggled on the floor trying to explain.

"No, no Elliot I thought I was a lesbian! Sex with men was kinda gross and boring before. Girls were squishy and boobies are nice." I giggled completely intoxicated. "But then you and the kitchen and wow. Not gay."

"How high are you right now?" Hardison asked totally concerned looking at me and Parker laughing on the floor.

"I don't know, we ate like four brownies!" Parker shouted through giggles. It turns out that you shouldn't just eat brownies you find in your house. Because one of your husbands is not trustworthy.

"How did you even get pot brownies?" Hardison followed up as we both shrugged our shoulders before giggling again.

"It doesn't matter how they got them, let's deal with the matter at hand." Elliot grumbled trying to brush it off suddenly making it obvious who was to blame. My attentions snapped straight to him, my mind sobering for a second.

"Elliot, did you make the brownies?" I barely got out with a scolding face, going right back to hysterical laughter pretty quickly.

"Elliot why the hell would you make pot brownies? And then leave them where they could get to them!" Hardison shouted at poor Elliot while me and Parker giggled laying there on the floor.

"We should go steal something!" Parker shouted before she pulled me up from the floor. The two of us bolted out the door before they could grab us.  Just as expected, they chased us out of me and Elliot's apartment desperately trying to catch us.

"Carter! Parker!" The two of them shouted frantically while we ran down the stairs giggling.

We made our way to the closed pub downstairs, Elliot hadn't gotten it up and running yet so it was just us. The lights were off and it was still pretty empty. Parker and I were trying to sneak through it hiding from the boys as we looked for things to pocket. Even though we owned it all it was more about the thrill.

"Carter, come on, you know better than this." Elliot sighed as she and I hid under a table in the dark room.

"Think he's gonna punch us?" Parker whispered trying to keep her cool. The paranoia part of the high was kicking in.

"No, he'll just give us the face, I hate the face." I whispered back scrunching my face at her. She scrunched her face too peeking out from the table.

"Hardison gives me the look sometimes." Parker sighed as she said it. Both of us hated the disappointed look they'd give us. With our recent antics, we get those looks a lot.

"Parker, if you come out we can rob the museum for fun next week." Hardison bargained while I watched Parker's eyes lit up. I grabbed her arm shaking my head telling her not to fall for it.

She just sighed making a pouty face as we crawled quietly under tables. The two of us had our pockets filled with salt shakers and silverware by this point. We carefully crept past them and up the stairs again careful that nothing fell out. The door clanged below us signaling they were on our tails. At record speed we  made it back onto the floor that housed me and Elliot's place.

We bolted into the apartment slamming the door behind us, we knew it was only a matter of time now. They'd surely restrain us, maybe lock is in the bathroom. Either way it wouldn't be fun, and we were going to have fun tonight.