KeeKee asleep on the sofa, with Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here.
Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.
Vaggie: What the hell is that?
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here.
Odette and Clara come in, wheeling in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them
Odette: *holds out clipboard* Sign, please.
Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while Clara wheels in the boxes
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
Greaner rushes downstairs and hops over the grand staircase when he heard the words Carmine Purchase
Greaner: Who?!
Odette and Clara walk out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.
Vaggie: Carmine? As in Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?
Greaner: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Charlie and Vaggie look at each other confused.
Charlie: You know Carmilla?
Greaner: Well not exactly met.
Sir Pentious: Well Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
Vaggie: Okay, well that stops right now.
Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.
Sir Pentious: Hey!
Vaggie: You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.
Greaner: Let me keep 'em though.
Vaggie: Uhh why?
Greaner: For the extermination that's going to happen in a few months?
Vaggie: Ugh fine.
Greaner takes the items
Greaner: I'm going to make a bunch of weapons out of these.
Greaner goes upstairs
Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. The camera pans to Husk downing a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle
Sir Pentious: Hmm, I have my doubts.
Vaggie: Well, it's true. You have to trust us.
Sir Pentious: But I don't.
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Hazbin Hotel (HH x OC)
FanfictionGreaner is the only human in hell after his friends opened a portal and told him to go in, after he declined his crush pushed him in... he then realized that a lot of people in the world above were pieces of shits... Join Greaner on this wacky journ...
