S.1 EP.0 Pilot

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... It was an attack, the sinners (the cannibals of cannibal town plus the the main Characters) are fighting off the Exorcist (angels) and protecting the Hotel

???: KEEP THEM AWAY FROM THE HOTEL UNTIL GREANER GETS BACK!

And so they did... Alastor is defeated but not dead

???: Cheeri!

Cheeri: What snake man?!

The snake man then kisses her and after that he ran to his ship

Cheeri: That was.. actually kind of hot.

The snake man is on the ship with eggs bois that are controlling the ship

???: Ready the death cannon.

They nod and start getting it ready

Egg boi: Target locked!

???: Fire!

It was about to shoot until the Angel asshole named Adam blasted the ship as it poofed out of existence

Adam: Phew that could've been ugly.

The staff of the hotel: NO!

Then a booming voice is heard

???: ADAM!

Adam: Huh-?

He then got knuckles to the face as Adam went flying and crashed through the Hotel sign their hopes have been answered as they see Greaner has he was back and in a new form

... The battle is not over

6 months earlier

A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a demon. He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is still "alive" and a strange figure sees him and lands next to him to check on him.

Four-armed Demon: Aaaaah! *lands* Ugh. Huh? *checks himself* I'm alive! I'm alive!

???: Good thing t-

The four-armed demon then gets run over by a taxi nearly getting the mysterious boy in the process which is driven by Travis which Angel Dust walks out of. Travis snickers.

Travis: Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!

Angel Dust: *pushes his hand through his hair* Yeah, yeah, listen. *Fixes his hair more* Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab *makes a gesture with his fingers and snaps his fingers at him, smiling*. Ya got it?

Travis: Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! Muhehehehehehe!

Angel Dust: *pretends to be offended* Ouch! Ooh! *turns back to face him* Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me *looms over Travis and points at him with all his index fingers*, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" *kisses him*, Shnuckums!

Travis: *defeatedly* Pack a - puh...

As Travis angrily drives off

???: Hey wait a second you mother-! Ugh!

Angel looks behind him to see a vending machine for his namesake drugs. He goes for the angel dust and just as he gets a hold of it, a random demon runs by and steals his drugs.

Feathered Demon: Yoink!

Angel Dust: *annoyed* Hey!

Feathered Demon: Up yours, drag show!

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