Vix Is Missing
Kidnapper: We have your daughter.
Eva(plzthrowmetrash thx for letting me use her in this au bestie): I don't have a daughter.
Kidnapper: then who's cussing at us in Spanish and broken English?
Eva: Oh my stars you have Vivian.
Sometime After The Fazer Blast Incident
Baxter: What's that?
Vivian: I made this amigo bracelet for you.
Baxter: I'm not really a jewelry person.
Vivian, saddened: Oh. Okay. You don't have to wear it-
Baxter, already putting on the friendship bracelet: No I'm gonna wear it forever, fuck off.
Eva and Al Announce Something
Eva: Alastor and I are having a baby.
Vivian, confused cuz animatronics but happy anyway: That's great-
Alastor, slamming adoption papers down on the table: It's you. Sign here.
(This one takes place before events of the main au. This is referred to by Pre-Virus!insert character name.)
Pre-Virus!Adam: What are you doing?
Pre-Virus!Vixen, clinging onto the stage lights of the stage: This is my stage too, i do what i want.
Pre-Virus!Adam, sighing: Where's the roach?
Pre-Virus!Vixen: IT'S ON THE MICROPHONE!
In The DJ Area
Baxter: You ever get so tired you start seeing ghosts?
Vivian: It's like when I take Benadryl and see the Hombre del sombrero.(Hat Man.)
Baxter: THE WHAT?
Vivian: Oh so suddenly it's not a safe space?
Baxter & Viv's first true interaction.
Baxter: don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.
Vivian: You mean cards?
Baxter, pulling out a pocket knife: I do not.
They Forgot Security Clearance
Vivian: We need to get through this locked door..... Angel Dust, give me your credit card.
Angel Dust, hesitantly handing it to the 13 year old: here.
Vivian, pocketing the card: Gracias..... Nifty kick down the door.
Nifty: Got it!
After Meeting With ???
Vixen: Was he fighting or flirting with me?
Eva: He had a knife to your throat.
Vixen: That didn't answer my question.
DJ Vibes
DJ Cherri Bomb: Why are you cooking? We just ate.
DJ Sir Pentious: Oh they're for the egg Bois.
DJ Cherri Bomb: Why are you making pancakes for the egg Bois?
DJ Sir Pentious, tearing up: They don't know how.
Bonding lol.
Vivian: Wanna hear a joke?
Alastor: I only like dark humor.
Vivian: ..... -turns out lights- What do you call a fake noodle?
Both: AN IMPOSTA!
Viv got caught
Exorcist: Prepare to die.
Vivian: Hold on. Let me check with Dadcifur and Bax.
Exorcist: W-what?
Vivian: Bax said no.
Exorcist: That's not-
Baxter, over the watch/walkie talkie: YEAH I SAID NO
YOU ARE READING
Hazbin AUs(plus OCS.)
FanfictionThe title says it all. Edit: FUCK IT'S AN AU NOW LOL! might make it a book later.
