(The trailer opens with a random demon stabbing another demon, as the camera moved towards them with a static)
Alastor: Well, hello there, you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature?
(The scene then cuts to Angel in the Porn Studio, laying on a bed)
Angel: (Sexually) Oh, daddy, I..... Do really expect me to memorize this whole script?
(Cuts back to Alastor)
Alastor: Of course you do! That's why you're in Hell! What would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel.
Alastor: Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here.
(The image shows the hotel, while putting the tagline: CALL NOW!!! OR DON'T! I DON'T CARE! WE STILL DON'T HAVE A WORKING PHONE!, as the tv shut off)
Alastor: So, what do ya think?
(Sonic, Charlie, and Vaggie, look absolutely dumbfounded at Alastor's so-called "Commercial")
Sonic: (Looks at the two) Okay, I'm gonna be the first one to be honest, Al, that was ass.
Vaggie: Exactly, what the fuck was that?!
Charlie: Uh, yeah. One note.
(Alastor's smile grew more malicious)
FROM VIRAL CREATOR: VIVIENNE MEDRANO
AND WATTPAD USER: SONICSPEEDSTAR
Charlie: This place is about second chances, to convince Heaven the people of Hell can be redeemed.
(The scene cuts to Sonic and Charlie outside of hotel in the middle of the street)
Charlie: Hi, mister!
Demon: Go fuck yourself!
(Sonic flips him off while also pushing Charlie to the side, the cuts to Charlie singing in front of a crowd)
Charlie: 🎵 Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind, that you could taste it? 🎵
COMES A PLACE FOR EVERY DAMNED SOUL
(A new scene shows Charlie and Sonic meeting with two angels, Adam and Lute)
Adam: Hahaha!!! You're gonna help sinners? Fuckin' hilarious!
Sonic: Asshole...
🎵 It's a feeling like a rumbling in gut 🎵
Charlie: I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.
Husk: Are you fucking high?
(Another scene shows the appearance of Cherri Bomb)
Cherri: Here, hold this.
(She throws Charlie a bomb)
Charlie: Ahh! Oh my god! Oh my god!!!
IN ORDER TO SAVE HELL
(It then shows another scene of Sonic and Charlie walking around town as a couple of Cannibals chew down on a corpse as the fluids get in the two's eyes)
Charlie: Holy shit! Why?!
Sonic: Agh!!! My eyes!!! Why?!?!
THEY'LL HAVE TO RAISE HELL
Ready for this, ready to be 🎵
Vaggie: We got 24 hours before the extermination begins. Let's get to work!
🎵 And although I kinda feel unsteady 🎵
🎵 Now I have to be ready for this. 🎵
(It shows an exorcist killing a sinner)
Vox: They're gonna fucking die! Ha! They're gonna die!
Sonic, Alastor, Rosie, and the Cannibals: 🎵 For the first time in our lives, we know we are ready for this! 🎵
🎵 We'll show Heaven in a fight they won't forget! 🎵
FEATURING THE MOST DEVILISH VOICES OF BROADWAY
It is time to take a stand! 🎵
Charlie: 🎵 It is time to lead a hand! (Huzzah!) 🎵
🎵 Against the Angels and their deadly threat! 🎵
ERIKA HENNINGSEN
(It shows a shot of Charlie holding a keychain with a headless demon)
🎵 We can not take it anymore 🎵
ROGER CRAIG SMITH
(Another shows Sonic wagging his finger at the camera)
STEPHANIE BEATRIZ
(A new scene shows Vaggie singing on top of a pirate ship)
🎵 The time has come to go to war 🎵
BLAKE ROMAN
(A scene of Angel in a latex suit filming a video appears)
🎵 Prepare to fight, we're ready for... 🎵
KEITH DAVID
(Husk flips off the camera)
🎵 This! 🎵
AMIR TALAI
Alastor: It's time I remind everyone why I'm here.
(Multiple scenes flash by, Alastor in a full demon form slaughter a bunch of Loan Sharks, Sonic using his Super form, Charlie and Vaggie sharing an intimate moment, Sonic, Spiral, Angel, and Husk, dancing in front of a sign that says Loser, and Adam shutting off the power to Hell)
Charlie: 🎵 I really hope that I'm ready for this... 🎵
A JOB AT THE HAZBIN HOTEL
(A final scene shows Sonic and Angel dressed up as drug dealers, while Sir Pentious wears a sailor suit while licking a lollipop)
Angel: (Sarcastically acting out) "We are bad men, who never got enough hugs..."
Sonic: (Doing the same) "Where's an innocent kid we can sell crack to?' (Breaking character) Wow, I'm usually the one being nice, but this is terrible...
Angel: Who wrote this?!
Charlie: It's great right? Keep going!
Sonic: No, it's really not, Char.
RELEASING MARCH 15th!
WOO! WE FINALLY GOT TO A RELEASE DATE AND A TRAILER!!! I'm really excited to do this story! Considering this my first mature story! And won't be the last! See you guys on March 15th!!!
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A Job At The Hazbin Hotel
HorrorAfter a failure job at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, Sonic the Hedgehog is out of a job and needs to find one fast if he wants to find a way to help with the bills. Thankfully, his luck slightly turns around! When he decides to return to one pla...