(The Wachowski Residents: Sonic jumped down the stairs in his hotel work outfit)
Sonic: Mornin' guys.
Tails: Mornin' Soni-... Whoa!
Sonic: What?
Movie Sonic: Who splashed your quills with blue and pink paint?
Sonic: Oh! This? I just decided to dye my quills for Pride Month. You know, being Bisexual and all.
Tails: Oh, yeah! I forgot! It's June 1st! Also, it's a couple weeks before your birthday.
Sonic: Yup! That's why June's my favorite month!
Movie Knuckles: Question. What is this... Pride thing? Is it something you use in battle against your mortal foes?
Knuckles: No, other me. Tails, do you wanna explain?
Tails: Sure. Pride Month is where throughout June, people of a different sexuality come together to celebrate! There's Bisexual, which is what Sonic is, and it's where one person likes two different genders, men and women, there's Pansexual, that's what I am, where you're into, men, women, and transgender people, there's Asexual, where you don't have any romantic feelings for anyone, there's Homosexual, or more known as Gay, where you're into guys, mostly for girls, it's being a Lesbian, and then, there's Trans, where someone could switch their gender, and finally, there's heterosexual, also known as Straight, where you're just into women,
Sonic: Wow. You explained that perfectly, buddy.
Tails: I just hope I didn't miss on some of them.
Movie Tails: Well, being Bi sounds cool!
Movie Sonic: Yeah, you get to be into both parties, now that's way past cool.
Sonic: Well, it's kinda hard when your work place is full of hot people.
Spiral: You still have feelings for the princess and Vaggie?
Sonic: Well.... Maybe not just Char and Vaggs.... Maybe also.... Angel..... And Cherri Bomb.... But that's mostly it! (Looks at the clock) Oh, shoot! I'm late! (Throws a ring and opens a portal) Okay, see ya guys later!
Tails: See ya, Sonic!
.............
Knuckles: What a minute, you're Pan?
(Hazbin Hotel: Sonic jumped the Ring Portal and landed in the parlor, where all the other patrons were at)
Sonic: Woo! Hey, guys. Sorry, I'm late!
Charlie: Sonic! Glad you made it!
Vaggie: Nice hair dye.
Sonic: Thanks. Also, Happy Pride!
Charlie: Thanks! And, that's exactly what our activity is going to be today! Opening up about our sexuality!
Sonic: I can get down with that!
Charlie: Through song!
Sonic: (To himself) It's my time to shine!!!
Husk: Is that why we have this fuckin' cardboard stage back? God damnit....
Angel: Aww~. I think it could be fun, Husky~. Don't ya wanna show off who ya like to get down with~?
Husk:.......No.
Sonic: Ya know what? Before we start, I'm gonna guess everyone's sexuality. Here we go. Charlie's Bi, Vaggie's a Lesbian-
Angel: (Under his breath) More like a Pyro-Lez.
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A Job At The Hazbin Hotel
HorrorAfter a failure job at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, Sonic the Hedgehog is out of a job and needs to find one fast if he wants to find a way to help with the bills. Thankfully, his luck slightly turns around! When he decides to return to one pla...
