After a failure job at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, Sonic the Hedgehog is out of a job and needs to find one fast if he wants to find a way to help with the bills. Thankfully, his luck slightly turns around! When he decides to return to one pla...
(The episode opens with Sonic taking a nap with KeeKee laying on his legs, they are then woken up by sound of banging from Charlie, Vaggie, Razzle and Dazzle, who are putting up a banner saying "Happy First Week, Sir Pentious!")
Charlie: That looks perfect! Aagh! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!
Vaggie: Um... Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago.
Charlie: Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here. Neither have you, right Sonic?
Sonic: (Stretching) Yeah, totally. (Sees Pentious rolling in a giant cannon with his Egg Bois on it) Oh goddamnit.
Vaggie: What the hell is that?!
Sir Pentious: Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention the " Skin Flayer 11,000". I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents.
Charlie: What? Why?!
Sonic: Yeah, I thought you were done with the evil schtick.
Sir Pentious: Everyone is being too nice. Obviously, it must be a lie. I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here!
(Two women named Odette and Clara, bring in the parts for Pentious)
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(Me: Damn, they kinda bad though... Get your head in the game man! What are you doing?!)
Odette: Sign, please.
(Pentious signs the paper)
Odette: Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase.
(The two leave, as Pentious pushes the items)
Vaggie: "Carmine"?! As in Carmilla Carmine?! You are buying parts from an Overlord?!
Sir Pentious: Err, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell.
Sonic: Oh yeah, nah, I'm shutting this shit down.
(Sonic takes the items and speed pushes them out the door)
Sir Pentious: Hey!!!
Vaggie: You absolutely can not build weapons in this hotel! No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome.
(Pentious looks over and sees Husk drinking before flipping him off, Angel looks up from his phone and flips him off, and Niffty looks at Pentious with a sadistic grin)
