"Meet Charlie and Vaggie, A Match Made in Hell"

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Charlie: It's showtime!

(Cuts to Alastor, narrating)

Alastor: Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Founded by Lucifer's delusional daughter: Charlotte Morningstar!

(Cuts to a new shot of Charlie, Vaggie, and Sonic, jumping in front of an orange screen before it crumbles, as Vaggie falls on her ass, as Sonic falls on his face, gotta keep the joke running)

Vaggie: You're the Princess of Hell.

Charlie: So?

Sonic: Maybe you can be more aggressive to people.

Charlie: But that's so mean!

(A new scene plays, showing Charlie introducing Vaggie, to Lucifer)

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(A new scene plays, showing Charlie introducing Vaggie, to Lucifer)

Charlie: And this is Vaggie. She's my girlfriend.

Vaggie: I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality, i'm supposed to protect you

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Vaggie: I'm supposed to make your dreams a reality, i'm supposed to protect you.

(Two scenes go by with Sonic and Charlie are surrounded by sexual deviants, as Vaggie pushes the two away, another shows her punching Sir Pentious in the face)

Sonic: Nice one, Vaggs.

(It cuts to Charlie and Vaggie)

Charlie: I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work.

Vaggie: It will, you have to trust me here.

(Cuts to the Happy Day in Hell segment)

Vaggie: Just don't... Sing to them.

Angel: That bitch is halfway down the street.

Vaggie: Ugh, no!

A JOB AT THE HAZBIN HOTEL

RELEASING MARCH 15th!

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