(Quick note: This is not the Prime Video one, which was shortened. This is the full version, considering Prime Video themselves decided to post the full song, so I thought.. Hey! Why don't I do that! So, I hope you guys enjoy!)
Charlie: 🎵 I can do this, somehow I know it. 🎵
🎵 I'll get Heaven behind my plans. 🎵
Vaggie: Charlie, hold on-
Charlie: 🎵 There's just no way, I could blow it. 🎵
🎵 Not this once in a lifetime chance. 🎵
Sonic: Char, ya might want to listen-
Charlie: 🎵 To change their minds and touch their hearts, or whatever Angels have. 🎵
Vaggie: This could be bad...
Charlie: Cheer up guys! This could be swell! 🎵 Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell! 🎵
(Charlie spins the two around together, before letting go, and running off)
Vaggie: Just don't.. Sing to them.
Angel: That bitch is halfway down the street.
Vaggie: Is she-?
Angel: Oh, she's dancin'.
Vaggie: Ugh, no!
Sonic: Don't worry Vaggs! I got her! (Running) Charlie! Wait up!
(Sonic catches up to Charlie, who is just frolicking past dead bodies and other things I can't describe on Wattpad, which disturbs Sonic)
Charlie: 🎵 There's a warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air 🎵
🎵 Every street so revealing it's hard not to stare 🎵
(The two walk past two demons having sex, which disturbs Sonic and Charlie, as they just brush it off)
🎵 It's realm so appealing it beats anywhere 🎵
🎵 If you don't mind the smell... 🎵
🎵 It's a happy day in hell! 🎵
(Sonic steps in some organs and bodies)
Sonic: Damnit! My shoe!!!
Charlie: Hi, mister!
Demon: Go fuck yourself!
(Sonic flips him off and pushes Charlie to the side)
Fire Demon: 🎵 There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul. 🎵
Charlie: Hello!
Imp: 🎵 And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! 🎵
Sonic: Wait, what?!
Buff Demon: 🎵 Doing what is required we all have our role. 🎵
Stabbed Demon: 🎵 I'm not doing well. 🎵
Demons: 🎵 Another shitty day in hell! 🎵
Charlie: 🎵 If I can show them, the dream I've dreamed 🎵
🎵 That any soul can change. 🎵
Sonic: 🎵 Those Angels might be hard to change. 🎵
Charlie: 🎵 Then they will know everyone to be redeemed 🎵
🎵 From the evil to the strange! 🎵
Sonic: 🎵 They're bloodthirsty and deranged! 🎵
Charlie: 🎵 I can hear all their stories 🎵
🎵 The lost and displaced 🎵
🎵 And I know that they're more of an acquired taste 🎵
🎵 But if I open the door and I give them a place 🎵
🎵 At my Hazbin Hotel! 🎵
🎵 It'll be a happy day in hell! 🎵
(Charlie catches a ride on a truck that says "Helluva Post" as Sonic runs next to it)
Charlie: 🎵 From the Porn Studio 🎵
🎵 Where the cinephiles go 🎵
🎵 To watch a award-winning demon bukkake shows 🎵
🎵 To the Cannibal Town 🎵
🎵 Where they don't wear a frown, 'cause- 🎵
(Two Cannibal Demons chow down on a corpse as the fluids get in Sonic and Charlie's eyes)
Charlie: Holy shit! Oh my gosh!!! Why?!?!
Sonic: AGH!!! MY EYES!!!!!!
Charlie: 🎵 And I don't give a crow that 🎵
🎵 His brains got in my eye! 🎵
Sonic: I give a crow!
Charlie: 🎵 'Cause I know I can spare them 🎵
🎵 From Heaven's genocide 🎵
🎵 I can do this, I just know it (There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul) 🎵
🎵 I'll get Heaven behind my plans! 🎵
🎵 There's just no way, I could blow it (I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole) 🎵
🎵 Not this once in a lifetime chance! 🎵
🎵 To change their minds 🎵
Trenchcoat Demon: 🎵 And touch my parts! 🎵
Sonic: Uh... That's no good!
Charlie: Uh... No thank you, I'm just gonna 🎵 Fulfill my destiny! 🎵
Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss, bitch.
Charlie: 🎵 I can already tell 🎵
🎵 Today is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in hell! 🎵
(The final part of scene shows demons beating or shooting each other, while Sonic worryingly looks at the door to the clock tower, as Charlie finishes the high-note)
A JOB AT THE HAZBIN HOTEL
RELEASED MARCH 15th!
(And one more thing: There will be a lot of songs from other genres)
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A Job At The Hazbin Hotel
HorrorAfter a failure job at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, Sonic the Hedgehog is out of a job and needs to find one fast if he wants to find a way to help with the bills. Thankfully, his luck slightly turns around! When he decides to return to one pla...
