(WARNING: THE FOLLOWING EPISODE CONTAINS THEMES OF SEXUAL ASSAULT, ASSAULT, AND AN NSFW PIC IF YOU ARE YOUNGER AND YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED)
(The scene opens a different way, not at the hotel, but somewhere else, a spotlight dangles over Angel Dust, who is tied to a chair)
Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust?
Angel: Yeah, and what's it to ya?
Captor: (Holding a knife to Angel's neck) I want you to tell me where your boss stashed his vault.
Angel: Hehehe! It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.
Captor: Fine! I guess I'll just have to FUCK the information outta ya!
Angel: Do your worst... Daddy~.
(The captor takes off his shirt and starts going to town on Angel, apparently, this is just one of Angel's pornos, everyone besides Angel, sat there disgusted, including Ratchet, Clank, Rivet, Kit, Sunny, Izzy, and Misty)
Sunny: Ahem, Sonic, when you said you were inviting us to your job, you didn't say this was your job.
Sonic: I didn't think he was gonna do something like this!
Tails: Sonic, he's a Porn Star, what'd you expect?!
Spiral: He's got a point.
Sonic: I guess you're right...
Movie Knuckles: Hedgehog! Princess! We can not watch this travesty anymore! Turn it off!
Knuckles: (Gags) Please! (Gags) Turn it off!
Angel: Ya know, this performance won me a Sex-x-x-i award!
Charlie: It's, uh... Very... Honest?... Oh...
Vaggie: Ew!
Clank: My senses are starting to get destabilized.
Ratchet: You're not the only one, pal...
Angel: (On the TV) Ohhh~! Harder daddy~!!!
Misty: This is more disturbing than what Opaline put me through...
Izzy: I think it's fun!
Sonic: Okay! Angel, what the fuck?!
Angel: What?! You said it was "Show n' Tell" day. I'm showin' you my best film, and i'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.
Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.
Angel: Alright dickhead, what makes you think you have any right to insult my work to my fuckin' face?
Husk: You really going to sit there and act like these scripts ain't hot garbage?
(Me: I mean... He's not wrong through...)
Angel: (Gasps) Fuck you. This classy art!
(The actor smacks Angel's ass before biting it, bro took eating ass to a whole new level)
Angel: (On the TV) OH! FUUUCK!!
Sonic: Yeah, well, you know what I think of your "classy art" Angel?
(Sonic grabs the tape of the porno, throws it on the ground, and smashes it into piece)
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A Job At The Hazbin Hotel
HorrorAfter a failure job at Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza-Plex, Sonic the Hedgehog is out of a job and needs to find one fast if he wants to find a way to help with the bills. Thankfully, his luck slightly turns around! When he decides to return to one pla...
