(The teaser opens with a very sad Charlie, and a pissed off Vaggie, who is annoyed with the sound of Angel playing with the window, Sonic, on the other hand, was cleaning out his ear, Angel stopped looked at the two)
Angel: What?
Vaggie: "What?" "WHAT?!" WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!?!
Angel: I owned my girl buddy a solid, isn't that a "redeeming quality?" Helping friends with stuff?
Vaggie: Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!
Angel: Eh, ya win some, you lose a few hundred, haha! It wasn't that bad anyway.
(He started playing with the window again until Vaggie throws a small knife at the roller, catching both Angel and Sonic off-guard)
Angel: Come on! I had to! My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was trying to go clean? It just throws out my entire persona.
Vaggie: YOUR credibility?! What about the hotel's?! Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke! And you had the nerve to bring the Hero of Hell into that!
Angel: (Scoffs) No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny. I made you look... Uhh.. Sad! And pathetic. Like an orphan, with no arms, or legs, OH! With PROGERIA! Great! Now I'm bummed thinking about it. Besides the Blue Ball here was just having some fun, there was no harm in it. This thing have any liquor?
Sonic: He's not wrong though.
Vaggie: Can you please just TRY to take this seriously?!
Angel: Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby.
Vaggie: (Offended) Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?
Angel: Ugh. Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!
Sonic: (Sigh) How'd I whined up with these nutjobs...?
(End of Teaser)
(CAST)
Roger Craig Smith as Sonic the Hedgehog
Michael Kovach as Angel Dust (Pilot)
Monica Franco as Vaggie (Pilot)
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