very ooc i fear. and barely proofread.
there's also an author's note at the end 🙃
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Today, one of Yuu's friends invited them over for dinner!
Yay!
Said friend was Lilia!
Oh....
After partnering up with him in alchemy, he approached them and asked if they wanted to eat at Diasomnia, where they would be served meals he cooked himself. Apparently, he was testing out new recipes.
Unaware of his mind-boggling culinary craftsmanship somehow, Yuu agreed to the offer. As they were leaving the classroom, they felt a tap on their shoulder. They turned around to see Silver, who looked a little more perturbed than usual.
"Sorry if I seem nosy but...did fa- Lilia invite you over for dinner? I believe I overheard you guys talking earlier."
"Oh, hi! Yeah, apparently he's cooking all the meals himself. Sounds crazy!"
"Are you sure you want to go?"
"Is it a busy day or something?"
"No, it's just..." Silver sighed, running a hand through his hair. "Just...be careful."
"Careful? For what? Allergies?"
"That's probably going to be the least of your worries."
At his implications, Yuu looked around for anyone else listening and lowered their voice.
"Is his cooking not very good or something? That's fine, I'm not super particular with my food."
"'He's just very unorthodox..." he mumbled, "I'll be around by then, so let me know if something happens."
"Okay, I'll uh- keep that in mind. Take care."
"You too." He gave them a nod and walked away.
Well that wasn't fuckin' ominous at all.
Silver's warning lingered in the back of their mind for the rest of the day.
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Yuu glanced around the empty lobby of the Diasomnia dorm. They were here on time, but Lilia was nowhere to he seen. Hm, did he cancel?
Just as they turned to leave they felt a weight on their shoulder. Someone spoke in their ear.
"My, you actually came! That's a relief!"
"GAH!" Yuu jumped away from the voice, their yell echoing through the castle halls.
Lilia was hanging upside down in the air, with the usual fanged grin on his face.
"It's always so fun to scare you, yknow? You just have some of the best reactions."
Yuu knelt down and clutched their chest. How do they NEVER see him coming?
"Holy shit, man! That was probably one of the worst ones in a while!"
"Kfufu, really? I thought the scare in alchemy was quite funny. The way you started juggling those potions!"
"Yeah, and Crewel nearly tore me a new one for it. Anyway..." They composed themselves, smoothing out their shirt. "You got everything prepared?"
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