Yandere Saiki K Headcanons

Riki Nendo

Not really that difficult

It'd take his peanut brain years to figure out he likes you. He'd probably tell one of his friends about how much he enjoys your presence and they'd have to point it out to him

He'd flirt by telling you that you smell like gasoline or that you look like an elephant

He'd try to impress you by being strong or eating really spicy food. You know he'd make you tons of ramen

He would be a very goofy boyfriend. If you're like me and wanted to do stupid shit all of the time, it would be nice

Plus in that one hot spring episode it's confirmed he's got... assets, if you know what I mean (;

If you didn't want to date him, he would just start crying and wrapping himself around your legs until you say yes

If you started dating anyone else he'd definitely get violent

Kidnapping would probably be a last resort for him, not for moral reasons but because orchestrating an entire scheme would be way too much for him

Even if he did manage to kidnap you, you'd probably be able to escape him easily

He'd probably keep you in his room and feed you to the best of his abilities, which isn't alot. He's really poor so it'd be hard for him.

7/10