Yandere Saiki K Headcanons

Touma Akechi

A little hard

It'd take him a very long time to fall for you but he'd realize it in an instant

I'm just gonna be blunt, he'd piss himself in excitement everytime he saw you

He already yaps too much but with you, he'd yap even more. It's his love language

He'd even talk to others about you, it'd dominate his already crowded streams of thought

He'd analyze you for hours and have dozens upon dozens of notebooks filled with every little detail about you. He'd know things you didn't even know

He'd try to impress you with his smartness. He'd be the actual personification of the 🤓☝️

If you started dating someone else he'd annoy them so hard they'd stop hanging out with you

He'd confess to you with purple roses then spend the next 3 hours describing to you the history and symbolism behind them

If you said yes, yippee! You now have an autistic boyfriend! His idea of a date would be putting together a jigsaw puzzle or building lego sets

If you said no, he'd resort to emotional manipulation without hesitation

To kidnap you, he'd definitely drug you in order to make it easy. He's only slightly stronger than kaido

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