I dedicate this to iworshipunicorns .
"I need him" thought NB while stroking the corpse of mr naughty. He was now smelly and green stuff was growing from him known as mould in case you didn't know. Nb suddenly felt hungry and felt the urge to take a bite. He nibbled on the mould. It was salty.
(A/N never had mould before and I don't intend to so sorry if mould isn't salty)
He got up from the sofa which was the 600th new sofa this month, leaving a big dent. He struggled to get up. He tripped and rolled on the floor. He got up eventually after breaking half the objects in his house. "Zayn I'm coming bby" he said while licking his lips like an alligator seeing a chimpanzee for the first time. He exited the house through the big double window because the door was too small. He didn't exit normally out the window though he jumped through it. You'd EXEPCT the glass to cut through him but it didn't because the flab was hard and unpenetratble (A/N yes I made a new word add it to the oxford dictionary.)
He waddled down the road, while repeating "Naughty Naughty". He was pushing everyone out the way. He knocked over an old granny and she bumped her head and the lamppost.
He pushed a pram and made it crash in a lorry. He was being "naughty" and worst of all he kicked a trash can over.
After 6 hours he got to the recording studios where 1D were. He stormed through the door.
"WHERE IS ZAYN?!" He shouted his flabby chin damaging his speech quality making him sound like a gorilla mating. (A/N never seen gorillas mate either apart from in biology)
"Oi ! Wtf are you doing here ?" Shouted Louis.
"I want Zayn!" He said shouting at Louis with spit coming out his mouth plus scraps of food that he'd eaten the other day.
"Out of luck mate, Zayn left 1D." He said looking down sadly.
Naughty boy suddenly started twerking and dancing. He started prancing around like a fairy....one in your night mares though. He looked like a fairy that had mated with shrek and a Wild bore.
"ZAUGHTY IS REALY BYE SUCKERS" he said and ran out the studio.
"So, where are we off to next ?" Asked niall.
"It says here Babysitting" said Liam
"That sounds like fun !" Said harry
"Yes I'll make sure the kids get their greens." Said Louis.
SO NEXT TIME 1D WILL BABYSIT !
