zayn was chilling at home all alone watching Pretty little burritos to find out who B was cos A wasn't cool enough but he started to hear noises coming from a bush outside.
He walked towards the window and peered through the curtains. The bush was moving and there was a ball of lard trying to get into it. The ball of lard struggled as the bush wasn't big enough to hide him.
Zayn shut the curtains and decided to shower after finding out B was a burrito.
"Knew it !" Muttered zayn pointing to cabbage who was crying because cabbage trusted burrito but burrito abducted artichoke, cabbages wife.
He walked towards the bathroom and pushed the door open when he heard a smash coming through his window.
He popped his head round the door and saw a big huge hole in the window. Basically the whole window and part of the wall were gone. He thought he was hallucinating so he just shook it off and turned the shower on.
He started to shower when he heard footsteps approaching.
"Naughty naughty naughty naughty" was heard along with every step.
Zayn peered through the shower curtain and saw a big blob trying to hide in his toilet. What the heck.
Zayn climbed out the shower when he was suddenly pounced on.
"You're coming with me." He said to Zayn putting him in a section of his flab keeping him safe.
Later in the day, it said on the news Zayn was abducted. Everyone cried. They didn't know that the worst was yet to come.
