A week later...
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It is time to pay tribute to a fallen villain who we all cared and loved. I adored him, yet screwed his girlfriend. But he will rest in peace and will be missed.
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TheBlur: May he rest in peace. His jokes were terrible but his legacy was great.
RedHood *partying* Party at my place! I got drinks, drugs, and girls! Who wants to come over and celebrate this death? Anyone?
GayRobin: I hated him but I have to admit, its depressing without him. I miss him.
RedHood: Well OriginalRobin killed him although he was my kill.
Alfred: Time for the funeral master Bruce.
BecauseImBatman: Coming Alfred. Hope you're happy RedHood.
RedHood: Of course I am. Hope you happy to. Now you can screw Harley without him knowing.
BecauseImBatman: Why you little imbecile. I haven't screwed since her birthday.
TheBlur: Bruce!!
Deadpool: Wait! You had sex with Halrey? *high fives BecauseImBatman*
RedHead: Why would you do that Batman?
OriginalRobin: Stay out of this Barbara.
RedHead: You are not my father! I have a right to know what's going on.
RedHood: Your perfect boyfriend killed The Joker last week.
RedHead: You told me Red Hood did it!
OriginalRobin: Look Barbara. It's not what it seems.
RedHead: Let me get this straight. You killed Joker last week and Bruce has been sleeping around with Harley and no one bats a finger on them?
TheBlur: Okay Batman, that was wrong?
BecauseImBatman: I'm called playboy for a reason.
Alfred: The limo is outside waiting sir. RedHead: How could you lie to me?
OriginalRobin: I didn't want you to break up with me.
RedHead: After you slept with Starfire, you expect me to forgive you? You killed Joker!!!
RedHood: Get him Barb!!
OriginalRobin: Please?
RedHead: I can't. I'm sorry.
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OriginalRobin: Wait Barb.
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RedHood: Cook Deathstroke.
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BecauseImBatman: Darn funerals. Let's go GayRobin!
GayRobin: I'm coming!!!
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TheBlur: Wait til Justice League hears this.
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Deadpool: Now I want chimichangas.
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